#pikoflower

[incorrect-effeminate-squad]

V Flower: I’m a moderate, peaceful woman.

Piko: Just yesterday, you threw a chair at Fukase.

V Flower: That was moderate and peaceful compared to the table that I was going to throw at him.

[yohioloid]

piko x V4flower

aawww i love these twooooo

time for tsundere piko and stoic but affectionate v4flower!!!

-who drags the other into cuddles

ussually piko says “flo im feeling down..” and then flower cuddles himmmm adn its cuuuttee. 

-who would eat cake for breakfast

both of themm

-who likes to kiss the others nose

flooowerrrrrrr she likes doing it when pikos feeling down

-who puts dumb things in the microwave

omigod bOTH

-who initiates kisses

Its ussually flower though stms piko just wants to do it

-who confessed first

ppppppikooooo he just ran up to flo and confessed and then he got flustered and sad bc he thought she would reject him but she accepted it and peeks was happyyy

-whos more flirty

eeeeeee mainly flower just reminds piko that hes special and amazing

[incorrect-effeminate-squad]

Piko: Good morning, Flower.

V Flower: Doubt it.

Piko: I should've known better than to open up with something as controversial as "good morning."

[incorrect-effeminate-squad]

Piko: Give me your hair dryer

V Flower: My what?

Piko: Don’t you carry a hair dryer in your purse?

V Flower: Have you ever met a human woman?

[Silence]

Piko: [yells across the room] Hey Len, do you have a hair dryer in your purse?

Len: Of course. I’m not an animal.

[incorrect-effeminate-squad]

Piko: You know what, Flower? Under all that salt, you're actually nice.

V Flower: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you will be hearing from my lawyers.

[incorrect-effeminate-squad]

Piko, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots?

V Flower, next in line: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

[incorrect-effeminate-squad]

Fukase: I accidentally drank Flower’s Capri Sun. How long do you think I have to live?

Piko, seeing V Flower stalk towards him: Ten.

Fukase: Ten what?!

Piko: Nine.

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Piko, yelling at Fukase: I’ve lost all hope in you!

V Flower, from the sidelines: lmao hear that guys he had hope