#pimpstormtropper

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Clint: Will it hurt?

Tony: Yeah.

Clint: Your bedside manners suck.

Steve: You should see his manners in bed. They’re atrocious, apparently… so I’ve heard.

Bucky: Oh, they are. I remember this one time…

[Tony clears his throat]

[winter-seance]

Did you know that Rami Malek was in Twilight Breaking Dawn pt. 2? lol

I did! I have never seen any of the Twilight movies before but I guess I’m going to have to make an exception for him, haha. Although I heard his part in it is very small.

[mizjoely]

Just out of curiosity. Is the you-know-who group still thinking that the 4th episode of season 4 of Sherlock is still happening? Lol I haven't seen that in the Sherlock tag lol.

I have no idea and I hope to continue to have no idea...the last I heard was that it was going to air in January “of course”...we’ll see what happens the closer the next moving-target-deadline gets! :)

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Steve: [finds crumpled paper] Hey, what’s this?

Tony: Oh, that’s my to do list!

Steve: Wow, you’re being productive. Good for you! I never thought that-

Steve: … This only has my name on it.

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Tony: I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me.

Steve: Epic how?

Tony: Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. EPIC.

Steve: Come on. Ruined lives? Bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?

Tony: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy

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Loki: Let’s have dinner.

Tony: Why?

Loki: You might be hungry.

Tony: I’m not. 

Loki: Good.

Tony: Why would I have dinner if I wasn’t hungry?

Loki: Oh, Mr. Stark. If it was the end of the world, if this was the very last night, would you have dinner with me?

Steve: [calls out] Tony?

Loki: Too late.

Tony: That’s not the end of the world, that’s Steve. 

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Tony: Oh. I want a pet. Bucky: You have me. Tony: You won’t bring me my slippers in the morning. Bucky: Imight if you had slippers. Tony: Will you wear a collar? Bucky: No. Tony: It’ll be pink! Bucky: You’re sick.

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Tony: [aside, to Clint upon hearing he is married to Bucky] How drunk was I last night? Clint: I don’t know, I passed out. Tony: Right.