Oct 23, 2025
the fact that my hyperfixation on sylph may have butterfly-effect saved me from a potentially life threatening spinal injury is really fucking funny to me
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the fact that my hyperfixation on sylph may have butterfly-effect saved me from a potentially life threatening spinal injury is really fucking funny to me
Unfortunately, I am physically incapable of throwing it back. No, really, a bunch of my vertebrae are fused together, making it impossible for me to bend my body in the necessary ways.
Scoliosis? Solved.
But I did get a special new disability called I cannot shake my ass under any circumstances.
It just occurred to me that some of you guys don't know that I part-time as The Blade
I have two settings:
1. Geeking out about Minecraft Roleplay
2. Geeking out about Minecraft Roleplay: Part Two, Electric boogaloo
I was so sure I was going to miss the halloween stream again this year and then beck pulled out regina george and summoned me like pavlov's fucking dog.
It would be so funny if somebody made a horror au and decided to call it the "Oregon AU" to jokingly insinuate that the entire state of Oregon is full of unfathomable horrors, and then found out several months later that THEY were actually going to be relocated to a fuckass town in Oregon against their will.
THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY HILARIOUS
anyways
Weekly recap:
Mom got remarried. Grandparents started calling me by my chosen name. Experienced a brief but meaningful Voltron hyperfixation. Watched the Stranger Things finale and had my disappointment echoed by everyone around me. Found out that the church I grew up in was an Evangelical megachurch and every weird feeling I ever had about it was right on the money. Read The Spirit Bares It's Teeth in two sittings. Changed my invisalign things for the first time and realized that my teeth are totally moving around which is cool as fuck.
Interesting year so far.
"What did you get for christmas this year?" A name and a dad. Nothing crazy.
"you really swear like a sailor, huh?"
I am a fucking sailor, you bitch. you landlubber. you fiend. you manwhore. you scallywag.