#pip ham

[alexanderhamiltonhasafatass]

Other doodles cause I've been bored

[mimimouseeeee]

Alexander: Look at my son!

Alexander: Pride is not the word I'm looking for!

Philip: If I drink coke and then eat mentos, will I explode?

Alexander: The word is confusion.

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Eliza: As a parent, there are many simple joys :)

Alexander: Philip!

Philip [From the other room]: Yeah?

Alexander: ...

Alexander: Like doing that and not responding

Eliza: They hate it! :D

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Philip: Dad, is something burning..?

Alexander: Well, it could be my hot mixtape B)

Philip:

Alexander: Oh, and the kitchen's on fire

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Philip: Twas the night before Christmas, and in Saint Nick flew.

Philip: Santa or not, he was breaking and entering so

Philip: *pulls out baseball bat*

Philip: I knew what to do.

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Philip [At 2 AM]: *gets chocolate milk* heheheh

Alexander: OKAY, THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!

Philip: I'M SOR-

Alexander: *pulls out straw* Are you gonna need it?

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Philip: Jail is no fun, I know that

Laf: You've been there, too?

Philip: Once, in Monopoly

Philip: And let me tell you, it was brutal-

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Hamilton: Hey, son

Philip: Yeah?

Hamilton: So I was using your laptop today...

Philip: ... Umm...

Hamilton: And I checked your browser history

Philip: Dad, I can explain-

Hamilton: Pages and pages of pictures of pasta.

Philip: ...