Incorrect Hamilton Quotes

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Hamilton: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Washington: Just rip the bandage off.

Hamilton: It’s Thomas.

Washington: Put the bandage back on.

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Happy birthday to

HERCULES MULLIGANNNNN

Oh and Angelica Hamilton

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It’s their birthday again

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Year three! Happy birthday Angelica H and Mulligan 🥳🥳🥳

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I can’t just,,, not reblog this today. Happy birthday

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Laurens: you think I care? yeah actually i do and i’ll probably cry about it if we’re being honest

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Hamilton: Sorry I can’t hang out tonight I’m due to descend into madness

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Jefferson: Are you worried?

Hamilton: About what? But yeah.

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Washington: [walks in to see the Revolutionary Set in his living room]

Washington: Guys! I gave you a key for E-MER-GEN-CIES!

Laurens: We were out of DOR-I-TOS!

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Washington: I need you to distract them.

Madison: I have an idea.

Madison: Should you microwave your cereal? Discuss.

Jefferson and Hamilton: [immediately start arguing]

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Washington, looking at Hamilton passed out on the couch: Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?

Mulligan: He took it off when he challenged that raccoon.

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Washington: There are many ways to resolve a conflict.

Eliza: Fire.

Burr: Gun.

Jefferson: Blackmail.

Washington: Why do I even bother.

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Lafayette: That shirt looks great Alex!

Hamilton: Thanks!

Lafayette: But I bet it’d look better on John’s floor.

Laurens: Are…are you hitting on Alex for me?

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Hamilton: Whatever you’re thinking right now, stop.

Jefferson: What?

Hamilton: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-

Jefferson: I love you.

Hamilton:

Jefferson:

Hamilton:

Jefferson: Also cereal qualifies as soup.

Hamilton: I fucking knew it.

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Hamilton: Dad, we’re sorry :(

Washington: I’m starting to think “Dad, we’re sorry” is my actual name because of how often you all say it to me.

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Hamilton: God, sometimes Thomas makes me so angry.

Laurens: You’re sitting on his lap.

Hamilton: Angrily.

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Washington: I’ve created a perfectly functional cabinet.

Hamilton: You have another cabinet we don’t know about?

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Hamilton: You know how when you boil Pepsi it really opens up a different kind of flavor?

Washington:

Washington: When you fucking what

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Hamilton: Look! I’m a tree!

Burr: And you will dialogue.

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Murderer: [chasing Laurens around the house]

Laurens: Alexa, play the Scooby Doo theme song.