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Hey so I'm not elaborating at all

I come with a query, Sir, what is of this "Twinkie" labeling of my Father? I do not like the sound of it...

what's with this sassy... lost child?

Theo Jr: Hey, while you were gone you missed 3 exams

Philip: Really?!

Theo Jr: And 20 homework assignments!

Philip: Okay, I'll be right back

Philip: Then, I flew myself straight into the sun

Alexander: Look at my son!

Alexander: Pride is not the word I'm looking for!

Philip: If I drink coke and then eat mentos, will I explode?

Alexander: The word is confusion.

Eliza: As a parent, there are many simple joys :)

Alexander: Philip!

Philip [From the other room]: Yeah?

Alexander: ...

Alexander: Like doing that and not responding

Eliza: They hate it! :D

Philip: Dad, is something burning..?

Alexander: Well, it could be my hot mixtape B)

Philip:

Alexander: Oh, and the kitchen's on fire

Philip: Twas the night before Christmas, and in Saint Nick flew.

Philip: Santa or not, he was breaking and entering so

Philip: *pulls out baseball bat*

Philip: I knew what to do.

Hamilkids at a sleepover

Theo Jr: What time is it?

Philip: I don't know, let me check

Philip: *grabs recorder and starts playing very loudly*

Alexander [From the other side of the house]: WHO IN THE HELL IS PLAYING RECORDER AT 3:32 AM?!

Philip: It's 3:32 AM

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