#pirate steve

[lestiroirsdepopps]

Le Tik Tok d'origine n'est pas de moi mais on partage les mêmes pensées 😭

Which Character do you like most ?

Tucker 🍺 🥰😍

Wash 🍃

Steve 🏴‍☠️

Harry 👽

Hei Hei 🐓 (I'll judge you)

Voting ended onApr 29

[stars-of-nixie]

Sambucky + SteveTony & mermaids fic prompt. Maybe Tony and Sam are mermaids. Bucky and Steve have to save them?

“This is your fault.”

“How is this my fault?”

“It just is.”

“That doesn’t even make any sense.”

“It doesn’t have too.”

“What does that even mean?”

“Stark?”

“What?”

“Shut the hell up.”

Spluttering indignantly for a moment, Tony snaps his mouth shut and glares haughtily at his fellow merman as he crosses his arms over his chest. 

They stay quiet, eyeing — more like out right glaring — each other as they listen to the muffled sounds of the people who have captured them moving about the ship. They stay like that, for hours it feels like before the sounds of a fight breakout above them.

Straightening in his tank of water, Sam’s eyes snap to the wood planks above them. “Do you think?” he starts to ask, voice soft and tentative.

“It’s gotta be,” Tony murmurs, just as softly as he shifts over to curl his fingers around the rim of his tank. “I mean, who else would be stupid enough and angry enough to storm Red Skull’s ship?” 

They share a knowing look, lips curling up into matching smiles that showed too many sharp teeth to qualify as nice smiles.

“How long do you think they’ll take?”

“Knowing James, they’ll make quick work of Hydra’s crew. And I’ve seen how angry and mean Roger’s gets when he’s denied you.”

“Isn’t it lovely?” Tony says, voice taking on a dreamy Tony as he moves back to lean against the edge of the tub once again. 

“Ugh.” Sam rolls his eyes and moves back, settling in to wait for their….lovers, partners, whatever they were to finish taking down Red Skull’s pathetic crew. 

“They better be quick about it though.”

Using this as my Sambucky Bingo Free Space Square. 

[gettheheckityheckouttahere]

king steve - mom steve - pirate steve

a natural progression

[gothycnymph-library]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[autumnrose40]

Your Pirate

When he was young and fresh faced, he braved the sea with his young bride by his side, the future wide open in front of him. His wife wanted for nothing, he treated her gently and with love in his heart.

When he loses her to pirates at the tender age of 21, his heart grows cold, life no longer has meaning and he goes from being a well known fishermen to a pirate himself to hunt down those who murdered his wife in front of him before feeding her to the sharks.

He gets his revenge, and then takes the ship for his own.

Years pass, he grows older, makes a name for himself. People fear him, as they should. He takes no other woman, none take his eye and hold it, none fill him with life, until he see’s you.

You are but a simple princess off to be married, but him and his crew find you instead, they kill everyone on board and leave only you for the captain to take as his own treasure.

He hasn’t felt any spark of life in so long he doesn’t know what to do with it, but he knows he will have you for his own.

Your father had tried to get you married off for your mouse like nature, shy and stubborn were things he did not like and thus off he sent you, but…it was not to be, a pirate captain takes you and you never see any of your family again.

The captain gives you little choice in most things, but he’s mostly gentle about it, when he wants to take you, he takes you. Knowing you’ve never bedded a man before him, makes him want you even more.

He ignores your pleas of “no”, but gives you pleasure you have never known, he only takes you once he has made sure your will is lowered and you start to crave his touch, when you want to feel his lips on yours.

He doesn’t disappoint you, he kisses you like a man drowning for it, if you didn’t know better you would swear there was a deep sadness in his gaze as he fills you up there in his cabin. The sadness though much like your plea’s of “no” fade and soon it seems like a lightness is there mixed in with the darkness.

You don’t know what it means, you don’t know what will come of you, but you know this pirate captain was much better looking then your husband to be that you did not care for, he was big and strong, he could protect you.

Maybe this life wouldn’t be so bad, maybe this pirate would care for you, how long had it been sense any kindness was showed to you, how long for him? For you did not know his story, pirates are labeled as monsters of the sea’s, but this man could have killed you, fed you to the sharks, gave you to his crew, but he did none of those things.

Maybe….

Maybe you could learn to like it here….with your pirate captain

[dapper-delinquent]

Overwatch Headcanon:

Jesse Mcree is the Overwatch equivalent of Pirate Steve in Dodgeball

[durolin]

Most people know Alan Tudyk from A Knight’s Tale, Firefly, and Dodgeball, but many don’t recognize him for his voice acting talents... such as:

Alistair Krei from Big Hero 6

King Candy from Wreck it Ralph

Sonny from i Robot

Superman from Justice League War (he also does several superhero voices for shows)

Duke of Weselton from Frozen

[freecandyman]

Wandered around the waterfront today.  Poked into the jerky shop.  Heard the sound of a horn being blown from outside, and the shopkeeper remarked "Hey, Pirate Steve must be out today."  Pirate Steve was out the last time we were at the waterfront, too - and yelling challenges back and forth with Anderson of the Anderson Hotel.  A man in respectable business casual, exchanging shouted pirate threats across the street with a man in full pirate dress and three pistols and a conch.

On the way back, the black man who bikes around town with antlers and bird wings strapped to his wheels and feathers on his fedora like Hermes had set up on the corner outside of the cinnamon bun shop and was playing the blues on a saxophone.  

This is all business as usual.

I have a strange relationship with Welcome to Night Vale, because I live there, if Night Vale was a seaside instead of a desert town.  To other people it's a surrealist experiment.  To me it's the local news.