#piss man

[beyondthebelle]

okay sign guy

[cryptidwrestling]

"Brock Lesnar can take an asswhooping-" You threw a fit cause a black man beat you, shut up

[richard-eeee]

POV: The guy next to you called this homeless kid a "stinky little piss boy"

[mihii-i]

Hm, how about some keiji x gn!reader? Just some fluffy general dating hc?

Idk im craving some friendly neighborhood piss policeman

keiji dating hcs

Pairing(s): keiji shinogi x gn!reader

CW: gn!reader, none really just pure fluff

A/N: ily all thank you so much for being patient with me even if I’ve been super dead these past few months

let’s start off with the obvious

Keiji would be a tired bf especially when he comes back from working

If it wasn’t made clear by the prominent eye bags under his eyes, then the way he immediately reclines on the couch when returning does.

Be sure to give him a lot of short and sweet face kisses cause that’ll almost immediately ease his nerves

Loves it when you give him massages, preferably massaging his shoulders or his back.

“Keiji, dear, can you lay down on your stomach for me?”

both of you probably have a german shepard as your baby

Keiji was probably the one who brought it for obvious reasons

I feel like he’d also be a fan of strawberry or vanilla ice cream

Like he’d wanna cuddle in bed or on the couch with you while eating a tub of ice cream and watching whatever y’all wanna watch

He once accidentally brought the spoon to your mouth instead of his, and he jokingly makes flirtatious comments about it, but he’s actually pretty embarrassed whenever you bring it up

Usually kissing him is a quick peck on the cheek, as he doesn’t have too much time for longer kisses

However when he does have time, he holds you very gently while kissing you.

if he’s super stressed and on the verge of having a panic attack or something just hold him tightly and reassure him that everything will be alright

He gets stressed very often, it’s a surprise he hasn’t broken down yet

“I’m here, okay my love?”

Speaking of which, Keiji’s petnames for you include: love, sweetheart, and darling. Nothing over the top.

However you call him “officer” when you’re joking around with him.

Obviously big spoon when cuddling no matter how tall you are

you could be 6’7 and he’d still wanna be big spoon

A/N: piss man

@yourpookieira

[stimpry]

you cant make me draw a background fuck you

[petracozbi]

Imagine how far less traumatized and messed up the Wilson household would be, if back in season one they knew, all Grant had to do to become a man, was to hold in his pee and become best buddies with a bunch of dolphins, instead of brutally murdering a chimera

[thesillygamers]

By popular demand, it seems like I have to draw a dehydrated piss yellow smiling freak for my realism practice

[beanbean-icecream]

Artist mind if i join? B)