PitBabe S2 thoughts because WHAT WAS THAT TRAILER:
First of all — gays, girls, and theys, we are SO back. That trailer??? Ate. Left no crumbs. Served, devoured, came back for seconds.
• Charlie babe angst? Obviously. That was expected — the tears, the brooding looks, the emotional damage? We’ve been knew.
• But Babe CHEATING on Charlie??? BABE. Not you making me throw my 2025 bingo card in the trash. I did not see that betrayal arc coming. My delusions were NOT prepared.
• Jeff and Alan giving soft launch-married energy — like be honest, they’re one argument away from a couple’s therapy session and two from eloping.
• The lab plotline?? Creepy. Mysterious. Potentially unhinged. I am LOCKED IN. Inject that mess directly into my bloodstream.
• I’m already shipping 3 couples and the season hasn’t even dropped yet. The way I’m gonna be clowned when half of them implode by episode 4? Love that for me.
• New couples, new drama, same mess — we’re eating GOOD this season.
Honestly, this season looks exceptional with a capital E. The drama, the vibes, the potential breakdowns??? I’m emotionally invested and the show hasn’t even aired yet. I’m READY. No crumbs, no peace, just chaos and gays.