#pjo shenanigans

[d3jha]

Tell me why in the gay Greek god did I find this out from a fanfic

Now I know why my dad left he was a god

This is now my godly parent

[namiisei]

Fuck, Marry, Kill. PJO characters are playing but it's EVERY DEMIGOD (Apollo included). DEAD OR ALIVE, because Nico, somehow, can temporarily project them all just for this instance.

They sit in a large circle with the hearth in the middle to promise to their darling aunt Hestia not to kill, maime, or start a war that night. They all should be civil but insults and threats are welcome!!! Just don't do anything about it.

Everyone has a collective agreement to either Marry or Fuck Nico, apart from his sisters, Bianca, Hazel and Reyna then there's Ocatvian who has an anthology of how he'll kill Nico.

As the night goes on, the choices get more unhinged to the point they're all debating if its necessary to throw in your dead body to the mix.

[dam-my-blue-wand]

Percy: I hate when people are like "tell me about yourself"

Percy: Like elaborate please- do you want to know about my trauma or my favourite type of dessert?

[dam-my-blue-wand]

Percy, out of breath: Where have you been?!?! We've been looking everywhere!

Leo: Oh, sorry, I was sleeping.

Percy: Um, didn't you just come out of the bathroom?

Leo: Yes...?

Leo: *dramatically moves away to reveal a pillow in the bathtub*