#pjo shitpost

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

[bugwolfsstuff]

Zeus: (refering to Thalia) At least my kid's going to live forever

Hades: At least my kid's going to be a prince and live with me when he dies

Poseidon: At least my kid's going to—

Poseidon: ....

*sobs*

Get it because of the big three Poseidon is the only one who will not have his kid forever. Cause Percy turned down immortality and Poseidon is not ruler of the dead.

[flum3n]

in like ten years time rick riordan is going to have the opportunity to defend his title of funniest person alive and cast a will solace with black hair and green eyes

[i-spilled-my-soup]

routine stupid moment

[margarettherelentless]

Annabeth: dont you Dare make my Future Mother in Law cry. I'll get Angry.

Percy: dont you Dare make my Future Mother in Law angry. I'll Cry.

[mrsoftthoughts]

Hazel and Nico tried to take a picture together

Edit because i forgot to say that this was @drksanctuary idea, i just draw it.

[sunshines-child]

Yeah, Will Solace calls Nico sweet stuff like darlin' and sweetheart and angel, but he also calls Nico SHAWTY. Okay. Nico's having a short conversation with campers, and Will just walks by, probably covered in the blood of one of his patients, and slaps Nico's ass and goes, "Hey shawty" before leaving without a word. Nico is a blushing mess. The campers are horrified.

[yeonslayjun]

Annabeth: Now does anybody have a plan?

Percy: *raises hand*

Annabeth: That doesn't include sacrificing yourself?

Percy: *lowers hand*