I have a request if you wouldn't mind writing headcannons about it.
Biology/Anatomy interested MC
So basically imagine some random person who loves anatomy/biology surrounded by demons and angels who have much different anatomy than humans. So MC is just all hyper after a while asking the most random questions on how it works and stuff.
Hope you have a great night or day or what ever time it is for you :D
Is this fucking play about us??/ref
Also, I wasn't sure if this was a HC request for the brothers, the sides, or one character in particular, so I wrote for everyone lol
Lucifer doesn't mind at first. He actually finds it rather amusing.
That is, until you start pulling at his wings while he's trying to work, and commenting on random things that his body does subconsciously.
Yes, he knows that he's worried about his siblings. Can you stop commenting on how fluffed up his wings have become? Thanks.
He is happy that you're trying to stay educated on the culture and people around you, but please. It's 6 AM. He knows that his horns aren't polished like they need to be. Leave him be.
Mammon, on the other hand, is incredibly annoyed. But not really. He can't stay mad when it comes to MC.
He begrudgingly lets you ask him questions as he lays on the couch bum
He does think it's cute that your face lights up when he shows off his wings. Every time.
He will use you to brag. Absolutely.
"Well MC thinks my wings are badass! Don't ya MC?" Oh brother.
Leviathan is definitely complaining about you being all up in his space.
He has lost several games just because you were in the way of the screen while trying to look at his eye color. Yeah, we get it. Humans can't have orange eyes. BACK UPPP
He gets very very shy if you ask him to let you touch his tail or horns.
You have to be careful with him or else you risk him hiding from you, and if he does that, you'll never find out if his scales glow or not.
If you do get him close enough to touch, he is so so flustered. especially with his other traits. That we all agree that he has but will not be stated here.
He does feel a bit better about himself after you call him cool for being able to breathe under water.
Satan completely relates.
Absolutely fine with any and all questions. He too likes to ask questions and study things like this.
He does get a bit irritated if you poke at him too much, and might be embarrassed of his purring or any other behaviors that he has no control over, but he's trying to be a good specimen. (I have accidentally given them all a new title. They're my specimens.)
Will help you look for biology books.
He does have to warn you to be wary of his tail multiple times too. He's not mad because he knows that you're just curious, but, seriously, MC that isn't going to feel good if it hits you.
Asmodeus is hitting on you.
"Wouldn't it be easier to study me if I were completely nude? <3"
It's up to you. If you're dedicated enough for that, go for it.
If not, he doesn't mind singing, purring, attempting to make any other vocalizations you want from him.
He does show you all of the products they have to use on their horns and wings to make sure that they don't get all flaky and gross.
He's actually pretty happy to do so. He almost offers you some before he remembers that it wouldn't do you any good.
You seem appalled at how much he eats, and ask him questions about it.
You'd think that he'd be self conscious about you just staring him down at dinner, but he does not care in the slightest.
You two do start a test to see how much he can actually lift.
It's an unreasonable amount of weight...
He doesn't really respond when you start rambling about demons and how strong they are, but he thinks it's kinda sweet.
As long as he can sleep through it, you can mess with his tail.
He’s not telling you that the points are poisonous, you can figure it out yourself. Beel saves you
He HATES the questions. You ask him anything and he’s giving you a snarky answer.
You can use the pact to make him answer though, lowkey.
Doesn’t really care all that much. It literally doesn’t bother him, he’s just that much of a brat.
Diavolo's fucking stoked. He loves the attention.
"I've never met such an excitable human before!" Bro you've met like 3 ever
He will do anything you ask (within reason)
Flex his wings? That's incredibly inappropriate to ask someone to do, especially someone from the Royal Family, but you don't know that! Absolutely!
He is incredibly interested in Human biology, too, so this ends up being a form of bonding for the two of you.
The rest of this cast is exhausted by the two of you. How do you still have the strength in your vocal cords to talk???
Lucifer made the mistake of asking this aloud. It sparked another discussion.
Do you remember the picture of Solomon trying to touch Barbatos's tail and failing? That's you.
Except you actually have a chance. Solomon doesn't.
If he's in an incredibly good mood, he might let you touch his tail for a minute TOPS.
Barbatos doesn't like being touched all that much, but he will answer questions as long as he's allowed to continue his work while he does it.
He will purr and growl if you ask him to (and he's in a good mood) but he won't sing. He's got a bit too much pride for all that.
Luke is upset by your questions.
Stop asking him if he can bark and growl. He's not a chihuahua!
Angels can't even make noises! That's a demon thing!
He'd rather die than be compared to a demon, so be very careful with how you ask things.
Also stop asking him about how old he is! He knows that he's short. STOPP. He's older than you!
You will have to bribe him if you plan on asking him any questions.
You do get him to tell you that he's bigger than Lucifer was at his age. That seems to cheer him up. Hating on demons usually will.
Simeon is gentle as always.
He tried to convince you to leave Luke alone.
This somehow gets you onto him, instead.
He doesn't mind answering your questions, though.
He's very patient and thorough with his responses.
(Really he's just treating it like a Q&A for one of his books lol)
He doesn't mind you investigating his halo or anything. He does make sure that you don't touch it though. It's harmful for humans to touch.
He's a human, but this does affect him too.
He has had to steer you away from The Royals on many occasions just because you were getting a bit too touchy in public.
Neither you or Diavolo seem to be getting it, but literally everyone else is embarrassed.
Solomon had to come out and say that you were just weird. It's not a human thing please stop asking him this.
Imagine his frustration when you start asking about the lack of melanin in his skin and hair and if it's correlated to his age?
