#please*

[saetiate]

when you hit on leon in the past, he laughed and said “come back to me when you’re a little older”. so you do

[piss-poor-omo]

Honesty, i think pirate(/sailor) omo is super slept on, like just think of the possibilities, dude!

Most Ships in what we would probably think of as typical ‘pirate period’ didn't really have “bathrooms” as we would think of today. instead, ships just had the head of a ship, which functioned like a restroom but looked very different, and notably did not afford anyone any privacy.

 •So just take a moment to consider: Bladder shy pirate/sailor omo. Whether this has been an issue for a while they’ve managed to deal with until a certain point, orr it's someone new to staying on the boat. Of course, it doesn't help to be surrounded by miles and miles of water on every side, or if it's a small ship and privacy is already a laughable concept as is. All in all, I just feel like that would be the perfect storm and speaking of stormss

•Storms: Already an INCREDIBLY dangerous thing at sea, even today. a good amount of work on the crews part in dealing with/ surviving them, and definitely no time to take a break to go piss, even in the unlikely scenario that doing so would even be safe! It wouldn't really matter if they couldn't hold it, though, would it? They are already plenty soaked as is, nobody could tell, right? Least aside from anyone who knows their tells particularly well. 

•I'll also say, of course you could just piss off the side of the boat: definitely not just anywhere though, If you're facing the wrong direction (towards the wind) that would surely lead to something unfortunate. Of course, that'd be such a rookie mistake to make. Who would be so silly! Maybe it's a little easier to screw up in that respect when you're already desperate and not really thinking, yaknow? 

•Depending on the setting and time period, it might not be unlikely to assume they might not have more than one set of clothing. This also makes wetting much more inconvenient and leaves you kinda stuck in a sucky situation even after a while after the fact for one reason or another. 

•Pirates a lot of times slept on hammocks, I think bedwetting in that situation speaks for itself, lol

[ionepolychrome]

I tried to post this but then my wifi went out the second I did so lets go again! blah blah blah I realised one of my ocs resembles v1 and jax a lot because they are based on bunnies as well as the build that v1 has. LOOK AT THIS! AND TELL ME IF YOU THINK IF ITS RIGHT OR NOT!! THANKS!!

[hollanoveau]

hockey game stressing me out. send me horny shit.

[clawsfangs]

Keep me in your thoughts yall the door at work is broken again and won’t close fully and it’s -36 and windy asf outside 😭

[lost-inanotherlife]

me writing my meta about Juliet's performativity and comparing it to Kate's via their parallel scenes of "the sandwich handover" to The Imprisoned ManTM: cool, this is so smart and clever and delicious, can't wait to post it on my silly little blog!!

me realizing that Ben Fucking Linus in his kid form is the Primordial Sandwich Giver (to the Imprisoned ManTM): OH MY GOD. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOD. OOOOH SHIIIIIT. I need to start over, this is INSANE, WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO ME, OH MY GOD.

edit: I know in Kate's case it's a toast, not a sandwich but come on. COME.ON.

[satelliteoflove-sys]

hey so

whats the stance of using names that are numbers when youre not a ramcoa/oea survivor

cause we have fictives that would like to go by names that are numbers