rank or rate all the ken characters you have watched based on attractiveness 😌
ehehehehe @plvtarch i am so sorry it took me so long to get to this but at long last, here it is 😏
1. Victor Frankenstein - Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994) [∞/10]
like... Damn. What a Babe. Have you ever seen such an exquisite specimen. (I didn't think so.) Just look at that luscious hair, that clean-cut beard, those baby blue eyes, *chef's kiss.* And the whole outfit just makes the man, he looks like a damn king here. (i havent even watched this one yet but i had to do it okay just fucking LOOK at him)
2. Father Michael - The Proposition (1998) [12/10]
you know what? In spite of this being hands-down the WORST movie of all time, we wouldn't have hot daddy priest Ken if not for this shitshow. Amen and God be with us.
3. Gilderoy Lockhart - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) [9.5/10]
you know i had to use the dueling scene for this one
4. Roman Strauss - Dead Again (1991) [8/10]
I'll forgive the facial hair because somehow, this unicorn of a man makes it work. He just exudes sex appeal, not to mention the fact that he has more class in his pinky finger than I do in my entire body. He could probably seduce a succubus.
5. Benedick - Much Ado About Nothing (1993) [6.5/10]
listen. liiiiiistennnn. I would like to reiterate that I am not a beard person. I did not think a beard on this man would be hot. But it works, by GOD it works. (Is it the ginger??) And don't even get me started on that jacket. Blue is such a good color on him, just look how it matches his eyes 😍
8. James Moon - A Month in the Country (1987) [5.5/10]
Baby boy!!!! <3 I find it ironic that his name is Moon when he looks like the sun incarnate in this movie. He is my precious darling angel and I want to squish his cheeks and tell him how much I love him.
7. Mike Church - Dead Again (1991) [5/10]
Definitely a man I would take home to introduce to my parents. Just look at that smile 🥺🥺
8. Andrew Benson - Peter's Friends (1992) [4/10]
Honestly not sure if this movie was worth the watch even with Ken in it. At least he is nice to look at though 😏
9. Andrei Sator - TENET (2020) [???/10]
yOU ALREADY KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM... DONT MAKE ME SAY IT ASFGDAKJHDSFLSF
