so are you a liar liar pants on fire?
???: “Hhhhgn. Fuck yooou. Ffinne I’ll ggeddup-”
Their complaining stops immidiently when they finally open their eyes properly to see that they are lying on a beach.
???: “Wh.... Thhe fuck. The fuck is going on the fuck am I?”
The sleepiness wears off immidiently as they wipe their eyes to focus on what's going on.
???: “Where’s home. This. This isn’t my house what the hell-”
They crawl up to the water and stare at it.
???: “. . . That’s not me.”
They reach up to their face and the reflection copies.
???: “. . . That IS me. . . I.”
They look down and inspect themselves.
???: “. . . Chimchar. I’m. I’m a Chimchar. Why am I a Chimchar. I was at home- was I at home did I fall asleep at school- what the hell is. This is fucked.”
The Chimchar slaps themself and tugs on their ears and punches the ground many times.
???: “Why haven’t I woken up. I’m meant to wake up. Get me out I don’t like this dream this one is too weird. Feels too real. Wake me up now.”
They lean back and scream at the sky.
???: “WAKE ME UP NOW! THIS ISN’T FUNNY!”
???: “This is real isn’t it. I hurt myself and I didn’t wake up and now there’s a fucking green- no that’s too teal-ish to be green. Seafoam maybe- augh colour names don’t matter. You’re just a fuckin’... Mewtwo? You look like one what the fuck is going on.”
The Chimchar is conscious.
