Feb 22, 2023
"Hey cousin..."
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"Hey cousin..."
(ask-nayden) Excel@??? and Beebee: The mewtwo got a little curious. "It seems like you two don't really have a good relationship. What's wrong???"
okay, that's enough name calling.
honestly, I don't know why they hate each other either. I think it's like they have this... hate chemistry?? neither of them talks about it, it's just... there. sorry if that doesn't help...
[ @ask-nayden ]
(Since the lines written in the background might be hard to see, I’ve typed them below too)
Whimsicotts whispering about Luxu: “Got a pretty feather in that hair. Snatch it. No. Careful. Why not. Where do you suppose the dark one lives?”
Whimsicotts whispering about Excel: “Who is he? What is he? Very green.”
Pan in the Background @ Luxu: I like your feathers! Can I look at one of them?”
@asktheisle @ask-nayden
(ask-nayden) Excel@Baby entei: "Why hello there! Aren't you a cute entei. Do you like to play? What's your favorite game?"
@ask-nayden
so are you a liar liar pants on fire?
???: “Hhhhgn. Fuck yooou. Ffinne I’ll ggeddup-”
Their complaining stops immidiently when they finally open their eyes properly to see that they are lying on a beach.
???: “Wh.... Thhe fuck. The fuck is going on the fuck am I?”
The sleepiness wears off immidiently as they wipe their eyes to focus on what's going on.
???: “Where’s home. This. This isn’t my house what the hell-”
They crawl up to the water and stare at it.
???: “. . . That’s not me.”
They reach up to their face and the reflection copies.
???: “. . . That IS me. . . I.”
They look down and inspect themselves.
???: “. . . Chimchar. I’m. I’m a Chimchar. Why am I a Chimchar. I was at home- was I at home did I fall asleep at school- what the hell is. This is fucked.”
The Chimchar slaps themself and tugs on their ears and punches the ground many times.
???: “Why haven’t I woken up. I’m meant to wake up. Get me out I don’t like this dream this one is too weird. Feels too real. Wake me up now.”
They lean back and scream at the sky.
???: “WAKE ME UP NOW! THIS ISN’T FUNNY!”
???: “. . .”
???: “This is real isn’t it. I hurt myself and I didn’t wake up and now there’s a fucking green- no that’s too teal-ish to be green. Seafoam maybe- augh colour names don’t matter. You’re just a fuckin’... Mewtwo? You look like one what the fuck is going on.”
The Chimchar is conscious.
( @ask-nayden )
Just some shiny mewtwo lads.
@ask-the-twos (yuko)
@ask-siro (Techna)
@ask-nayden (Aka this blog) (Excel)
Fritz: Me and Nayden have a little things that we need to do for Stad. So, can you tell the pika twins to come and join us for the movie night? I kinda forgot to tell em before.
Excel: Sure thing!
A couple minutes later...
Excel: I hope i’m not in the wrong house...
???: Incoming!!!!!!
Excel: Wait. WHA-
Excel: Oh hey Starla! Your brother Sterling just gonna crash on me.
Starla: Excel! Are you okay there? I’m so sorry for my brother. He’s such a troublemaker!
Sterling: Cmon! Jumpscare is my thing! ... ... ... Okay Fine! I’m Sorry!
Excel: It’s okay you guys. I’m alright!
Starla: Phew!
Sterling and Starla’s ref have been unlocked!
Nayden: He’s the ruler of this world. But he doesn’t create this world. @shaymincafe @theforgottenmimikyu