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i stumbled across a page that might honest-to-god save my life in the future
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Part 2-consonants! I made this to help study for a test- basically, we're given totally blank charts we have to fill out from scratch. Yikes!
For those who are curious, this is pretty close to the table I have to memorize. Lyrics below!
Bilabial, Labiodental, Interdental, Alveolar
Palatal, AND Velar, Glottal is the whole top row
Then there’s Stops, Fricatives, Affricates
and Nasals, Liquids, Glides
Now the stuff trapped in the middle is the rest you need to know!
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First four Bilabials “p”, “b” and then
Down in the Nasals, “m” is their friend
“w” ’s a glide, and though you really wanna quit
All of this is on a test, so remember all of it
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The dental twins come next, both Labial and dental
One has letters that are normal, but the other’s kind of mental
“f” and “v” are normal fricatives, their cousins to the right
are “ethe” and “theta” both, and what weird letters, what a sight!
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Alveolar has a ton underneath
“t”, “d” and “s”, “z”, this I bequeath
Skip over the affricates to “n”, and “l”, and “r”
One nasal and two liquids are the manner that they are
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Palatal is more a drawing than an alphabetic rule
First a long “s” and a number “3” that do look pretty cool
“t” plus long “s”, affricates, they fill my heart with glee
Then some culture of the dragon kind brings on a “d3”
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“j” is in the glides, Velar has “k” and “g”
Down in the nasals a long “n” you’ll see
Glottal only has an “h”, a fricative at that
Now do your best, and study hard, and don’t be such a brat!
pneumonics
this is how we memorize over 200 drugs in just 3 months...
“Rollin down the street smokin Indo sippin’ on Gingivitis, lean back (so we can close your PDA, treat your ankylosing sponylitis and post-laminectomy pain)…Got my mind on my Gout and my Gout on my mind” - indomethacin in all its glory
"I be boning a duc in a dentists office" - ibuprofen uses
"Mike the legend got chlamydia" - mexilitine, lidocaine
"Lou grew up and finally learned to play the flute" - leuprolide treats prostate cancer.
yeah. uh.. enough said...
(not)studying
Tuan, Eds: I figured out where I got "bug out" from. That was some good times. *** I have a lot of friends that have excellent memorizing skill where they will sit in front of their notes or their textbook the night before the exam, read while highlighting or something, go write the exam on 4 hours of sleep and still get 97.85%. One of my friends reads statements aloud while making funny faces and somehow this is how he aces everything. From a neuroscience point of view, if size does equal function (I'm just assuming, it's hardly ever true), then you have massive hippocampuses. I'm all about brute force memorization, which means I'm extremely inefficient, but I eventually get the job done. If my friends are Gary Kasparov, I have the computing power of Deep Junior at 3 million times less the computing speed. I read the notes with a highlighter, then I write out a set of notes to accompany these notes. I will read these notes again while I copy out important facts on a scrap piece of paper, then I will cover both these sheets and write out a new concept summary sheet with the facts I just memorized. Eventually this concept sheet will be discarded and unused; just a step in the process. I then open up my .pdf/.ppt documents and go through the slides rather quickly. My second time around, I'll open up my class notes and go through the .pdf/.ppt slides very carefully, being sure never to miss anything. My couple times around I'll just open the slides and copy down anything onto a scrap piece of paper, then I go into the exam. I have difficulty memorizing anything long (Miller's suggested magic number 7 ± 2 does not apply to me, I have more likely magic number 2), so I tend to make these awful pneumonics or diagrams or anything to remind me of what the content actually is: I actually woke up this morning thinking the one on the top: "FACCS", which are indicators for when a person diagnosed with a unipolar disorder actually has a bipolar one (features, antidepressant response, time course, comorbidities, symptoms). I also have ones like "HAPPIHARO" to remind me of the parts of the brain largely associated with emotion (hippocampus, amygdala, PFC, parietal, insula, hypothalamus, anterior cingulate cortex, retrosplenial cortex, orbitofrontal cortex). I then have strange diagrams like the ones on the bottom left. The one with the cloud floating on the teeter-totter is thought disturbances in schizophrenia: The line represents tangentiality, the distance from the point represents loose associations, the cloud represent incoherence, the arrow pointing to the cloud is stereotypical thinking, the one pointing away is echolalia, and the box around all of it represents concreteness or autistic thought. My diagrams can also be spatially oriented so I have previous anatomical knowledge to guide me. The brain with two eyes on the bottom right represents the Papez Circuit, the proposed areas involved in emotional cognition in the brain: fornix, thalamus, hippocampus/amygdala, mamillary bodies, cingulate cortex, (parahippocampal cortex)). I also have these actions that I do to remember things, like how I remember what pathologies can accompany GABA dysfunction: The only one I know for certain is that GABA is associated with epilepsy, so I start by touching my head, then I mentally trace the circuit my arms make with my head - in my hand I would hold a bottle of Beck's which would signify alcohol addiction, my arms would symbolize Parkinson's disorder and Huntington's chorea, then going back to my brain would be anxiety disorders. I literally have two pages in really small writing of these stupid things, some with sexual connotations like "M PNS & CLT" for functions of acetylecholine (memory, pain, nicotine addiction, salivation, concentration, locomotion, thermoregulation). So while you people with perfect memories are pounding back pages of information like they're tequila shots on your birthday, I'm the guy pushing up his glasses in the corner cradling his academic appletini. I'm going to go study...