"low iq and possibly a homosexual"

✌ devon | 29 | naarm | horror creator | he/him | "low iq and possibly a homosexual"

[radiqueer]

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

[aromanticduck]

Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care

[devonescense]

Fun fact: I wrote a book about two wizard professors falling in love, recovering from relationship trauma, and having a lot of sex. It's called More Than Our Bodies.

I've gotta get my shit together because it's ready for me to send it to publishers and my executive dysfunction is kicking my ass at this last hurdle. Percy and Faeryn deserve to meet the world.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i'm not convinced that art only has something to offer us when we personally want to participate in the activities being depicted

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

#i appreciate how genuine and non-judgemental this comic feels #like left one is not upset at right one for caring while being powerless #and right one seems genuinely distraught and not performative

I'm glad the facial expressions are coming across accurately! It can feel so absurd to say gosh I hope the torment maze removes some fire and rusty nails soon, but alas, sometimes that's all one can do.

[johannestevans]

Gay, trans, disabled, and sexy author of fiction!

Hello! My name is Johannes T. Evans (he/him), and I am a gay, transgender, disabled author of fantasy, romance, horror, and erotic fiction based in West Yorkshire.

I write a huge array of fiction and non-fiction, and lots of it is available to read for FREE on my website, though you can subscribe to support me for as little as $3 USD/month or $30 USD/year. Writing is my sole source of income, so reader support is very meaningful for me!

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[depsidase]

[mayakern]

Did a couple doodles of hemlock!

[mayakern]

hehe thank you that is my wizard hemlock!! her best friend is her chicken familiar named pepper. she is a human girl who was adopted by fey as a baby. recently she found her bio* dad who is an ancient dragon. she is also a dragon but hasn’t learned how to manifest her true form yet!

right now her party is level 14 and on their way to becoming gods!

*it’s complicated

[goobersplat]

1981 Enesco Garfield “Compute This Sucker” Figurine

[idalenn]

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[butchdogs-md]

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

[gvalesdraws]

obligatory fav characters sketches

[voxbelicosa]

Necrotech: Archangel Iudicia

Inspired by the works of Megrim Haruyo

Re-upload for better scan quality that doesn't blow out all the values

[devonescense]

Still thinking about last week on stream when I triggered the Halsin sex scene and it glitched and we fucked in camp in front of everyone

[ria-neearts]

Professor Astarion

[devonescense]

Fun fact OP this image made me write an entire original novel because it sparked in me an urge to write Bloodweave that immediately stopped being Bloodweave. I'm literally shopping it to publishers. This piece inspired me so hard I'm writing a sequel, too.

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[merryweathart]

Kids, always remember to hate on generative ai, fascism and the patriarchy ✨️ (frame ref)