"low iq and possibly a homosexual"

✌ devon | 29 | naarm | horny and horror creator | he/him | "low iq and possibly a homosexual"

[perritopudin]

mug that says "worst sacrificial lamb ever"

[ethubbie]

there's something so good about a character who hasn't had enough comfort and warmth in their life and now has weird complicated kinda sexual feelings about being treated with actual basic respect and dignity and they feel like an awful gross pervert for it. i like those wires getting crossed

[northern-punk-lad]

If your business relies on zero hour contracts then it should absolutely be shut down

[pawbinn]

Sweetest girl you’ve ever met be like “aww im nothing special” and then she’s actually everything good that the world has to offer. Brightest ray of sunshine that’s ever met the earths soil btw.

[bioluminescent-fungus]

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

I am stronger than the jar

⁠⁠I know what left and right are

⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess

⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands

⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again

[alookseeblog]

assemblyglassworks

[oobbbear]

I got a pet carrier off Facebook marketplace for cheap but forget to ask for the size

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[devonescense]

Ppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[starsinoursystem]

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

[naga-noia]

THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLORRRRRRRRRR

[galaxyedgeviolet]

[thimblings]

'if it don't end in bloodshed, dear, it's probably not love'

[not-sure-what-im-feeling]

“If men had breasts” “if men had vaginas” “if men got pregnant” “if men got periods” “if men” EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE HAPPENS TO MEN.

[gaylor-moon]

[0sbrain]

Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden

in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it

a clean Tumblr url should look like this

blog safely

[big-papa-huge-time]

Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

[quillpokebiology]

Slugma's gonna tell its friends and they're NOT gonna believe it

[screams-at-dark]

Need to cum 3 times in a row and then sleep for 15 hours straight. This would absolutely not fix me but I think the idea's neat.

[nooelle]

Artemy Burakh, lifelines