If Calum dated a... (Black Girl)
• “How is your hair so curly?” • “Uh, idk, water?” • You wearing jeans “make” your butt bigger. • “You can’t go out like that.” • “Calum for the last time, I can’t help if my ass is big!” •“I’m going with you then.” • You plan on going the hair salon and warn Calum that it’s gonna take a couple of hours. • “I’m pretty sure I can handle a couple of hours babe.” • The stylist laughing at Calum every time he whines or groans. • “We’ve been in here for forever.“ • “Calum, it’s only been 2 hours.” • Finally your hair is permed and straightened • Calum doesn’t hesitate to drag you from the salon • “I’m never going to your hair appointments again.” • You laugh at his whining • You wrapping your hair in a head scarf at night? • “What does that do?” • “It keeps my hair in place while I sleep.” • You wake up to a baby bulldog licking your face • “Calum” • “Happy Anniversary! • You agree to keep the puppy because well… it’s a puppy • Calum dragging you to the gym • “Calum this is boring” • “Same way I felt at your hair appointment.” • Sassy Calum • You start looking on the positive side of things as you see your man start to sweat • “Why don’t you do a few squats baby?” • Him complimenting your ass not caring who hears • “Perv.” • “You like it.” • Calum having you two take a workout selfie • “You look hot when your sweaty.” • Sweaty Sex • Showering then heading straight to bed • Lazy Sex • LOTS of love making • He would always compliment your body • You taking him to family reunions • He would low key be scared but would calm down once you reassure him • Him getting comfortable enough to kiss you in front of your family • You aunt and granny saying you two make a cute couple • Bar B Q and soul food • Playing football and soccer with your family • Calum would fall in love with your granny’s cooking • “Look babe! We’re almost the same skin tone!” • Him getting punched in the arm • “Ow!” • “I’m sorry baby.” • Kissing it better because he kept whining • HUMIDITY • Your hair starts to get curly again • Calum noticing and smiles • “I prefer your hair to be curly.” • Dancing to “Step in the name of love” • Eating Kool-Aid Pickles • Your uncles being super protective • Your aunt’s asking when will the wedding happen • Predict what your kids would look like • Calum searching around for you and notices you sleeping in a chair • Calum saying goodby to your family • HUGS • KISSES • Him driving off and intertwines your two fingers • “I’m so lucky to have you.”
