#poliseidon

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Poseidon: Whoever says "me", "same", or "mood" is getting thrown out the window

Odysseus: Me

Polites: Same

Y/N: Mood

Poseidon:

Poseidon: Alright. Get in a single file line at the window.

[wukyma]

"He's behind me isn't he" vibes

This is an attempt at illustrating an au that I have embarrassing amounts of lore for! Basically, two guys with opposite morals who manage to change each other in many ways

Praying I'll have the energy to elaborate later.........

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Poseidon: *tending to his horse or whatever*

Odysseus and Polites: *watching*

Polites: I'm gonna ride that

Odysseus: But I thought you didn't know how to ride a horse?

Polites: I wasn't talking about the horse

Odysseus: POLITES NO

Polites: POLITES YES

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Polites: Besides you being the literal god of the oceans, you remind me of it

Poseidon: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Polites: No that's Eurylochus

Polites: I meant because you're full of salt and you scare people

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Poseidon: Due to personal reasons, I'll be at the bottom of the ocean for a while

Odysseus: Polites said, "I love you" and you said, "Thanks" didn't you?

Poseidon: The reASONS ARE PERSONAL!!

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Y/N: I'm cold

Eurylochus: Here, take my cloak

Polites: I'm cold

Poseidon: What?? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course- *drapes scarves over him* -you didn't listen and now look, I've got to make sure you don't freeze to death and- *taking somebody else's hat* -how long have you been cold? You should have said something sooner.

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Y/N: I'm gonna commit arson brb

Polites: Oh ok

Polites: wAIT NO-

Poseidon: You son of a bitch, I'm in

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Odysseus: What made you want to help us?

Poseidon: I suppose I finally saw the error of my ways

Odysseus:

Odysseus: It was Polites, wasn't it?

Poseidon: It was Polites

Odysseus:

Poseidon: I still hate you

Odysseus: Figured