#poly!bearnelli

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LOVE ON TRACK!

kimi antonelli x male!driver!reader x ollie bearman

request: hmm. okay poly texts with kimi a, ollie b and reader? - @spoonfulofmilo

summary: the chronicles of f1’s favourite rookie trio.

warnings: suggestive content (slides 3-4), very very mild angst (slides 5-6)

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author's note: poly!bearnelli >>>>>

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t4t drivers and driver! reader celebrating the new year together during the winter break. maybe a movie night with bearinelli or a different pairing?

-🛢

poly!bearnelli:

the most tangled cuddle pile ever

between ollie's long limbs, kimi's tendency to just sprawl, and you trying to not be squished, the three of you have pretty much tied yourselves into knots

which is fine, you're not planning on going anywhere until february anyway

one of you will get dysphoric at some point and the other two will get more tangled trying to give whoever is sad loads of kisses

so many hot chocolates

ollie is not allowed to have caffeine

sleepy baby bear falling asleep on you like you're a stack of tires in the haas garage

you'll try to stay up until midnight on december 31st

if you do make it, you're only awake long enough to mumble "happy new year" to each other before falling asleep

the whole next day is spent rewatching their favourite movies

at least one snowball fight happens over winter break

ollie makes very pretty snow angels

kimi is very dedicated about his snowman building

poly!loscar:

if you're used to spending new year's in snow, logan and oscar are so ready to give you a new perspective

you spend december in australia (:D) with oscar's family and then january in florida with logan's family

february has the three of you back in the uk for preseason stuff (we're pretending logan has a seat with another f1 team ok)

lots of training together

lots of post-workout cardio bc your boyfriends are very hot

they think you're unfairly hot too

if any of you get dysphoric the other two will get borderline offended on behalf of the dysphoric one

like don't talk abt my boyfriend like that. thank you.

the ridiculousness of it all cheers all three of you up

poly!simi:

more low-key i think

seb is a menace (affectionate)

you and kimi spend the whole week around new year's cuddling on the sofa

you're either watching cute movies ... or seb

i think he's very prone to bursts of hyperactivity (especially after big occasions he was very excited for) (like christmas)

eventually he'll tire himself out and collapse over your laps

kimi tells you stories about crazy things he did when he got drunk after races

you'll all swap stories about the weirdest thing that happened to you in the car

and a fair few insults for each other's teams if they've done something shitty

you all show up late to preseason testing (probably with a few hickeys each)

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Bearnelli being amazed at how flexible Olympic gymnast!reader is when training and are excited to see him win another Olympic games as they didn't know him when he won his previous one and they brag to all their friends and the grid 'bout how their dating a gold medalist and how their so proud of you.

–🍑

yapper extraordinaires

seriously everyone is so sick of hearing about you and your gold medal and your entire routine and your training schedule and your diet and also your gold medal, did they mention that?

they definitely try to replicate your moves

you have a lot of crash mats at home for training but suddenly you're quite gad they're there for your boyfriends too

i think ollie is also pretty flexible but only in his legs? like he can get his ankles to his head but he also cannot bend backwards more than about twenty degrees

kimi is like average flexibility. he's not stiff or anything, but there's no way he could do most of the things you do. unless maybe he was underwater. and even then it might be a stretch.

when the olympic games rolled around they went to every single one of your events

and your trainings

and also your team dinners

they're making sure everyone knows you're their boyfriend thank you very much

they go a little feral when they see you on your own podium

by the time you actually meet the grid they already know almost everything about you

several teams ask you to do flexibility challenges with their drivers for youtube

(you say yes, but only bc ollie and kimi want to laugh at everyone else being just as bad as they are)

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poly bear!ollie and cat!kimi with hybrid handler reader… do u see my vision (i need them so bad actually)

no bc same anon

you were prema's resident f2 hybrid specialist

maybe you started in 2024 so ollie and kimi were the first hybrids under your care

obviously they've both had a few handlers before as they made their way up the feeder series

but no one like you

for starters, you're actually taking care of their special enclosure at the prema headquarters??? you're trimming bushes and removing thorns and putting up scratching towers for kimi and tyre swings for ollie?

you're pretty new to being a professional hybrid handler, because you're probably only around their age too

anyway

you're so perfect and you take care of them so well that even when they're both signed to different f1 teams they're asking you to please still be their handler

prema is always looking for the best for their drivers and tell you that if you're interested in continuing to work with kimi and ollie that they'll release you from your contract (+ you'll always be welcome back to handle their other hybrid drivers)

so you get a new contract split between mercedes and haas

before you know it you're running across the paddock trying to stop cat!kimi from knocking everything off everyone's tables while trying to stop bear!ollie from either falling asleep on or trying to play with everyone

the only time you can take your eye off one of them is if you leave bear!ollie with bunny!arthur and the ferrari hybrid handler. they'll play and probably wreak havoc but they'll be safe and it means you can stop kimi from hissing at a reporter who flirted with your or ollie

they're chaotic and tiring and sometimes you wonder if you'd have more energy if you weren't their boyfriend/handler

but at the end of the day, you love them and they love you

and also the cuddle piles are annoyingly adorable

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Hi Vinnie!

I came to amend my other ask about the drivers being suprised by brother!reader coming home from the navy. If you'd prefer, just poly!drivers (bearnelli or loscar) if fine! I realised how vague that could have been. But your event is so fun! We get to hear your thoughts but also other peoples. I feel like this is a group chat right now.

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hi sharkie! i'm actually so happy that people are enjoying the event, i was kinda nervous 🫣 it does kinda feel like a group chat! such a good vibe and definitely what i was going for :)

poly!bearnelli:

prema smuggles you into their hospitality after the boys are on the grid

it's a double podium for them and when they get out of their cars and go to run to their team, you're right there

front and center

probably with a stupid grin on your face

helmets are ripped off and dropped on the ground

their engineers pick them up for them, bc they understand how big this is for ollie and kimi

you'd nearly get knocked over when both of them rush at you at once

press response is very mixed

bc it's cute and you're a military man which is unfortunately (for them) something that a lot of homophobes respect. so they're kind of at a loss

10/10 teenage cuteness

poly!loscar:

i can't believe i haven't talked about poly!loscar more

insane

okay i think you'd probably start by hiding in the mercedes garage with fred (who you probably met in oscar and logan's f3 season)

after the race mclaren and williams have logan meet up to do pr things

they're doing a silly challenge and facing a camera in the middle of the paddock

and then you come up behind them and tap them on the shoulders

logan starts crying, oscar launches at you

you've got one boyfriend wrapped around you like a koala and the other crying into your shoulder all on video

shockingly, the "oscar-is-emotionless" bullshit doesn't seem to come up much after that

sharkie how did you pick my two favourite poly!pairings. are you magic.

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bearnelli with a dysphoric partner who wants to unsafely bind (totally not inspired by current events) 🥄

no unsafe binding!!!! bad idea!!!! do not do it!!!!

maybe you mention it offhandedly. to you, it's a pretty common occurrence. dysphoria regularly kicked your ass. it was just the way of the world for you.

but not for your boyfriends.

kimi would probably pin you down by straddling you. he'll be pouting like crazy, but he'll still lean down to whisper jokes in your ears to distract you. ollie will be getting all the snacks he can carry. once he gets back to the bed, he'll tell you to please not hurt their boyfriend because that would make them very sad. he says it so seriously that you can't help but laugh and ... well, it's really just a slippery slope to the three of you laughing so hard you can't breathe at something you don't even remember.

they're not letting you hurt yourself on their watch.

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professional hairdresser/hair stylist reader letting ollie and kimi play with their hair - plaiting it, adding bows and clips to it, etcetc

-bear

they would have so much with this!

kimi would take it so seriously. his tongue is poking out in concentration as he tries to part your hair as cleanly as he's seen you do a thousand times. his half of your hair (and he very much insisted on having separate halves. he loves ollie but he is also competitive) is very meticulously styled, even if it is a little sloppy and incoherent.

ollie is just having fun. he's decorated his side with little plaits and braids of surprisingly good quality. he's also used about a dozen different bows and clips to make your hair "extra pretty", and he's kinda just twisting and twirling the remaining loose hair as he waits for kimi to finish so they can unveil their masterpiece to you.

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bearnelli and/or loscar with a partner feeling dysphoric after christmas

can you tell how shit i’m feeling haha?

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oh 🥄 i’m sorry :( sending you lots and lots of gender euphoria dust ✨

ollie and kimi knew you were a little cautious about spending christmas with your family. sometimes, if none of you mentioned anything serious, you could even have a good time. it was just when anything real was brought into the conversation that things went south.

you’d try to stay out of it. try to keep your head down and just get through it until you could leave. but if there was anything your family was good at, it was making sure every single member was miserable.

you’re not very talkative when you get home. your family’s opinions about you being trans seemed to shift by the day. today they were pretty negative. when you got home, you just wanted to curl up in bed with your boyfriends and forget it was even christmas.

but ollie and kimi had different plans.

they had spent the several hours you were out with your family getting the apartment decorated in the most dorky way possible. they have a tree, but it’s a little wonky and there’s wayyyy too much tinsel strewn everywhere. your apartment looks like somebody let little kids loose in a christmas store. you couldn’t love it more.

ollie and kimi had found the presents you’d gotten them (thankfully already wrapped up) and put them under the tree. the apartment is filled with the scent of slightly burnt cookies and pine needles. kimi can cook, but he can’t bake to save his life, and ollie … well, ollie’s not supposed to go into the kitchen without supervision.

they’ve both made a card that says: “to most perfect, handsome, pookiest boyfriend ever … we love you, merry christmas ❤️” (they’re sweet, but still them) and they’ll spend the rest of the day giving you the christmas you deserve.