swept away defender

hawkk // they/them

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[eiriseths]

the pretty prince and his cool guardian

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

(with tears in my eyes) we have to post more perverted things now. because we never know which perverted post will be our last ...

[catilinas]

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

[jewelcoatfish]

zane boodram and shane were in the same timbits hockey program, and their families are friendly. zane’s mom and yuna took a photo of them together once, and once with the whole timbits team.

fast forward to shane and ilya going to bood’s house for bbq, and those two obviously forgot they ever played with the other. so when cassie boodram was chatting to the wags about how cute bood was as a kid, ilya got to see the timbits team pic. and his eyes lit up as he ran out to shane (who was having a very casual conversation with harris) and bood, yelling “WERE YOU TWO ON THE SAME TIMBITS TEAM!??!?!!” shoving the photo to their faces. he also whipped out his phone to text yuna because shane in timbits uniform???? too cute!!!!

and that’s how they got sent a photo with bood all happy and smiley hugging shane and shane staring behind the camera at yuna with the tiniest politest smile. and ilya’s heart explodes.

later, harris made shane and bood take a photo (in centaurs uniform) together and posted a tiktok/twitter post with the caption “And when I'm back in Ottawa, I feel it” (end of beginning as bgm ofc) and it blew THE FUCK up. i’m talking shane hollander/zane boodram tag got 100 fics in a day.

[silvermoth0]

[dogpuppy]

[gurlsrool]

I gotta nap but I love Shane Hollander. I love him to death. I love that he’s anxious and I love that he’s horny and I love that he never indulges in anything but he can’t bring himself to resist Ilya. I love that he loves his mother and I love that he’s sarcastic and I love that he speaks shitty French that Ilya assumes is perfect because why wouldn’t it be? Everything Shane Hollander does is perfect, right? It has to be.

I love his humiliation kink and his praise kink and his exhibitionism. I love that he loves getting fucked so much that he made sure to tell Rose 2 seconds after she told him he’s gay. I love that he had to be told that he’s gay. I love that he told Ilya just to say it out loud, to see what it feels like on his tongue, to sit with the knowledge that Shane Hollander is a gay man and he can’t stop it, he’s tried so hard to stop it but he can’t. I love that at 25, he stops trying to stop it

I love that he thinks that maybe if he plays hard enough, if he wins enough Cups, no one will notice that he’s Japanese, that he’s gay, that he’s different in a way that he’ll never be able to name. I love that one day he’ll realize that this isn’t achievable, that it never was, but he’ll keep playing hard anyways, until he has more cup rings than he has fingers on one hand, because what else is he supposed to do? Quit? Retire? Stop being Shane Fucking Hollander? Never.

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

[goldenhawk-k]

the ghosts are stronger than me. if a man i had beef with was dying of tuberculosis i'd let him do it by himself. yeah i hope u feel guilty. prick.

[goldenhawk-k]

the fact big brother is there too is crazy. i get he's religious and "forgiveness" and all but that kinda beef should expand beyond the grave.

[goldenhawk-k]

Now that I've seen the show, love that Big Brother never forgives him. "You must find forgiveness in yourself..." that is the most passive agressive religious fuck you I've ever heard. I love you Big Brother you are everything to me

[goldenhawk-k]

the ghosts are stronger than me. if a man i had beef with was dying of tuberculosis i'd let him do it by himself. yeah i hope u feel guilty. prick.

[goldenhawk-k]

Big brother: if it weren't a sin, I would have my hands around your neck and strangle you until you could no longer draw breath Mate: you literally want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.

[goldenhawk-k]

Big brother: if it weren't a sin, I would have my hands around your neck and strangle you until you could no longer draw breath Mate: you literally want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.

[letthesunshinein]

for all my musical theater dudes….swept away in Boston is gonna be SICK, would highly recommend coming up to see it if you like the show/the avett brothers!

[goldenhawk-k]

Hey guys I saw the show and it was okay I guess (I cannot stop thinking about it I can’t)

[goldenhawk-k]

Boston Swept Away dares to ask the question no one has asked before: what if Little Brother was straight?

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.