#poly eden

[gravehagmilk]

God" Lucifer! We know you're in love with one of the women! Who is it? "

Lucifer" No. I don't chase women. "

God" What? "

Lucifer" ... I'm gay. "

God"... "

Lucifer" I like Adam. "

God" Oh, dear me.

Pfft! That’s funny.

Maybe it’s because I identify as pansexual so I like seeing it in action, but I love a Lucifer who looks at all the early humans and goes “that is my type. Whatever that is. It’s doing things for me.” And he waves lazily in their general direction.

[tincan-fandomfreak]

Lucifer: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff and got distracted.

Lilith: I'm stuff!

Eve: I'm got distracted!

Adam: We had sex.

[tsuwumugiaowoba]

[megawyatts]

Gotta feed the poly eden nation somehow

[buraikans]

hello enstars fandom (menacing)

[nilesmoon]

can't believe I never got around to posting this here but here's a fic I wrote a little while back!! link in the rbs because tunglr is a bitch

[tincan-fandomfreak]

3 apples in a snake's basket

Just a what if au where all the first humans were casted to hell with Lucifer.

Hey guys, so…I started writing fanfics.

Anyways here is one of them if you guys are interested.

[tsuwumugiaowoba]