#poly proxy

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okay poly proxies w/ a significant other that unknowingly starts hanging out with someone dangerous? they meet in one of their classes and start to chill together a lot and one day they bring their new friend home and the proxies are just like “😦 god damn it how did you befriend ANOTHER dangerous person? do you have a type or something???”

POV: you are Veronica and instead of three friends named Heather it’s corrupted people who work for a terrifying being and also instead of being friends you’re all dating. You have just met Jason Dean

- Toby and Brian have always been a little jealous, but Tim is quick to shut them down. Whatever concern they have he’s like “they’re making new friends, they’re having fun, they’re in school, what do you want them to do? We’ll worry when we have to worry”

- Toby and Brian keeping pulling the “they might be dangerous” excuse out of their ass and even though it worries Tim just a little bit he shuts them down

- Until you show them all a picture of your new friend, and Brian immediately goes “I watch them on Instagram. They detonate stuff”

- Ofc you’re like “that’s sick as fuck” but now Toby and Tim are panicking

- Tim is still trying to find an excuse- maybe they’re practicing to be an EOD? A chemistry student that got a little carried away? Maybe it’s regulated safely and just another fun channel- but now he’s worried too

- Just in case he gives you a firm talking to about what kind of people you should be talking to to try to get you to drop this person

- Which is so easy to counter, you just say dude I’m dating three serial killers and lowkey homeland terrorists. Like, at once

- He’s like ok damn I guess you do have a type then

- When you finally bring your friend home and introduce them, Toby and Brian are really standoffish and kinda “hmph” at them, Tim is the only one genuinely being polite but he’s stiff as a board

- They keep an eye on you the WHOLE time from the other room or the stair case, your friend is like “uhh what’s their deal” and you have to tell them oh, those are my boyfriends, they’re just worried that I hang out with dangerous people for some reason lmfao

- Brian definitely films them to try and get any dirt he can on them, Tim wants to try and track them, and Toby tries to intimidate them. It didn’t work very well so Tim has to stand in for him and scare them himself

- Honestly hopefully it worked, if you’re dating three dangerous men and are friends with even more you don’t need one more person that could get you sent to jail ope

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Got any Poly Proxies head cannons? ((Aka Hoodie x Masky x Toby)) If not it's alright!

noooow we’re talking

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Toby would sometimes lay on both their laps at the same time. He would get Hoodie to play with his hair and Masky to massage his legs.

They first got together on a mission, it was cold and Hoodie awoke to find Toby and Masky fooling around. He had no problem in joining them. ‘Just to keep warm,’ he says.

Despite what some might think, Toby is the 'mom’ of the relationship. He can’t feel pain, so he has to take all of that concern that he doesn’t feel about himself and put it on his two lovers.

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Masky, toby, hoodie all have housewife kinks with phroggy can i get (poly) headcanons please? ~ AP 🐸🐸

Phroggy sweetie I’m so sorry it took me so long to answer this 😭😭😭

- oh Brian and Tim 100% already have a housewife kink, they love the little uniforms, like maid costumes, old style dresses, the little heels, all of it

- Toby is constantly like “baby ur so pretty!” so it’s not any different than how he usually operates but the other two get him in on the loop soon enough

- His favorite dress to see you in is a little teal swing dress with back polka dots, he loves the colors and he loves picking you up to swing you in a circle and seeing the dress move

- Once again he still needs to get used to the housewife thing, whenever he sees you vacuuming or cooking he’s like “oh let me help! A lady shouldn’t have to take care of this big house herself :(“ and Tim and Brian are like you fucking dumbass

- They both help you too though, even with the housewife kink they want to make life as easy as possible for you so they do end up doing chores

- Tim can’t decide if he loves helping you cook or being served food more, he loves lounging back at the kitchen table with his newspaper (yes, a real paper newspaper like the ones they throw on your doorstep) and have you bring him big heaping plates of breakfast and steaming cups of coffee

- He tries to give you cute domestic kisses to the cheek but he always ends up wrapping his big arms around your back and swinging you down low to give you deep kisses 🥺

- Please make Toby waffles, you’re absolutely spoiling him with your cooking and now he can’t have his favorite food anywhere else, only if his baby makes them special for him

- Honestly Toby finds it hard to be necessarily aroused by any normal housewife things, but if his heart doesn’t jump through his throat when you set down his favorite meals in front of him and give him a little smile or when you make him stand straight so you can fix his tie if he needs to go somewhere nice, or if he seems tense and you kneel in front of him with big eyes and ask if he could use some stress relief

- Brian totally just lays back and watch you do chores, mostly stuff like vacuuming

- And when you have to stoop over to pick something up or plug in the vacuum he sits up and tries to get a good view

- He’s soooo impatient he always ends up sweeping you up halfway through vacuuming and setting you on his lap

- And then he doesn’t turn the vacuum off bc he wants you to be able to moan loudly 🙄

- He’s also into the massages and stuff, he always pleads with you to rub his back even though you definitely have better things you could be doing ajhsjdjd

- All three of them are always like “ohh please babe keep on your dress in the bedroom” no, dumbasses, vintage dresses are NOT cheap, especially for a petite girl, and you keep ripping them right the hell off 😤😤

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Poly proxies with dom werewolf s/o please-🐬

The only thing better than poly proxies is all of them getting to be dommed 😩🤞

- Toby and Brian love to both be scooped up and carried around, they alternate being draped over your shoulders and being held in your arms

- Tim insists being carried is stupid and that the other two are childish but he also really wants to get picked up

- You can carry all three! Just give Tim a piggy back ride and you’re all set

- He would love to run and play with Toby and Brian, he literally has to restrain himself during full moons from wagging his tail and just randomly pushing Toby around

- He plays best with Toby, who can’t feel any of Tim’s hits or swipes. Brian is really really scared of werewolf Tim and tends to disappear during full moons. He’s worried all of Tim’s horrible memories will resurface and Tim will kill him and shred his body apart

- Tim and Toby, however, will run around screaming and laughing in the woods all night long. It helps Tim take his mind off just straight murdering

- Since you’re the biggest they love cuddling up under your arms and against your torso when you all sleep in the same bed, Toby’s light enough that he can lay on top of you but he gets overheated and you have to gently move him somewhere cooler

- Tim is so glad to have someone else to control Toby and Brian, he’s only one man and they get pouty when he tries to tell them to stop goofing off

- They won’t even listen to him when he’s a werewolf, because Brian is gone, and Toby just scratches Tim’s ear and goes “who’s a good boy! You are! You are!”

- And, to Tim’s mortification, it works every. Single. Time

- But they still both come running up to you looking for sympathy, like “(y/nnnnnn)!! Tim is trying to be our dad!” and you have to shrug and be like “listen to your s/os”

- I think I’ve mentioned this but Brian LOVES being dommed by a hot monster s/o. He takes a lot of time getting used to gigantic straps, so he can take that thing INSTANTLY

- Toby can also take the strap with no effort, but if you do need to be gentle so that you don’t make him internally bleed or anything. He can feel the pleasure part but he has no idea if there’s dangerous fissions or literal intestinal damage

- So it’s usually Toby or Brian taking the strap while the other one sucks them off and Tim either fucks them or you also blow him

- During full moons (AND HEATS) both of you can get really competitive to be on the very top, and both of you will just start tussling and fighting with each other

- Brian and Toby are literally just both sitting there like. One of you just take one of us. Easy

- You usually end up with Brian, because again, he’s scared of werewolf Tim

- You guys always end up in a pretzel, Toby’s broken an arm once of twice, and Tim always has sore joints the next day. Nothing a soak in a hot tub with all of you can’t fix

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Hello lovely could I get poly proxies w/ a fem. s/o who’s vv nerdy but is super insecure about it?

Will I be forcing Tim to have had more interesting hobbies ?? Absolutely

- anyway Tim did LARPing when he was younger and he’s been TIGHT LIPPED about it but literally just hearing you call yourself a nerd opened SO many memories and stories and he finds himself just like. Spilling them to you

- He’s really embarrassed but he’s SO excited about it he can’t help it

- Toby is really fucking excited too, he immediately assumes that you can speak Elvish or something

- You gotta remind him that he still needs to work on ASL for Brian and no, you can’t speak Elvish or the Star Wars language OR the Star Trek language and DEFINITELY not Minionese

- Which is. A “real language” and. I’m a lil ashamed

- Toby is the most willing to go to conventions if that’s your thing. He loves to freak people out with the hole in his cheek, and he already has an on point costume!

- Tim insists he’s past his glory days, he loves helping with costumes or a booth if you have one, but he just goes to chaperone

- But dear God does he wish he could get back into a costume and feel like a teenager again for just a second

- You gotta remind him that he, like, can

- Like it’s not illegal

- Brian isn’t interested in any convention stuff. He went once and people were just assholes to him about “your costume sucks” so he has a grudge

- The only “nerdy” thing he’s mildly invested in is comic books, especially the Marvel and DC universes. He likes all the movies too

- He is, unsurprisingly, a film buff, so he likes to apply that knowledge to the Marvel movies especially

- He’s a- god I’m so sorry he’s- he’s a DC fan 😫

- Regardless where they stand all three of them support you 110% about being “nerdy”

- You are dating. Three serial killers at once. The serial killer part is the biggest issue here tbh

- Since Tim was raised being shamed about being a nerd, he aggressively and whole heartedly defends you and points out how consuming some of your passions are and how knowledgeable you are on A LOT of different stuff

- To Brian and Toby there’s like,,, no such thing as a nerd. Like it’s just something you like and it’s who you are so they love it about you

- Tim loves it too, he just actively defends you while the other two are just like “lmfao neat”

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Poly Proxies: Valentines Day edition

They spent Valentine’s Day cuddling in bed and watching Netflix.

Toby had got Brian and Tim flowers until he found out that Brian keeps sneezing becuase of them, he is now keeping them outside in a garden to watch them grow like their love over the years.

Brian got them stuffed animals and made cheesy cards for them, mostly out of puns like “Hooney, will you bee mine?”.

Tim ordered them Chilli’s and picked it up, paying just by himself like a gentleman. Toby tried to pitch in but he wouldn’t let him.

Toby got fake petals to throw around their room, which ended up just getting scattered around the house for Grinny to play with.