Hallo would u PRETTY PRETTY PLZ write more about poly proxies
But not x reader I mean I would love to watch toby tim and Brian be gay with each other like write whatever headcanons one shot IDCCCC IT'D JUST MAKE ME SO HAPPY TYSM!!!💗💗💗
Yessssssss I love them <3
Toby tics "Fuck me, pay you" because of Brian and he hates it, Brian will trigger it intentionally as a joke (he's a cunt)
These bitches had Vine & you can tell because when drunk they can have a full Conversion in only vine references
Toby will bring Tim coffee in the morning and Tim grumbles a thank you (it's sweet I swear)
Brian brings Tim a coffee in the morning and it has a shot of rum in it, Tim likes this a lot too
Despite Brian being higher in rank, Tim is the only who keeps Toby & Brian on a leash basically. Without him they would burn the house down-
That meme of the person with 2 kids on those back back leashes? That's Tim 24/7
Toby "You think we'd know each other without Slender?"
Tim "Absolutely the fuck not, I'd be a regular guy with a job and you two would be in prison for murder."
Brian "Wait wait wait, no- no I'd *definitely* like work in IT or something, why do you think I'd murder people??? You knew me in college???"
Tim "Yeah I knew you in college that's why I know you'd definitely kill someone. Probably at your IT job."
Toby "I wouldn't- actually, yeah no, I'd probably be in prison I had a great motive to kill my dad."
new blog new me and so first idea that been ping ponging around my brain:
Toby stealing his fellow proxies clothes whenever the other two are on missions, be it that the three share a room or have separate rooms but in the same wind of the manor, toby will find a way to take something to add to his ever growing collection.
Of course he doesn't think the other two know about his kleptomaniac habit but he doesn't exactly question the new items being so coincidentally just there for him to grab
I have been searching forever and I can't find the fic anywhere 😭 I'm pretty sure it was here but I might he wrong.
Does anybody know that one Dom Brian/Sub Tim/Sub reader smut where basically Brian fucks Tim while Tim is fucking the reader. And Brian is just a major cocky dom enjoying his subs.
MARRIED POLY PROXIES WITH A PREGNANT S/O AND THE DAD IS TIM!!!!!!
THIS IS SO FUCKING GENIUS ANON YOU’RE BIG BRAIN
tw pregnancy
- I mean fuck yeah they fought over who the dad was gonna be, everyone in the mansion was placing bets and shit
- Slender could tell. He took great satisfaction in smugly withholding the information from everybody but you, but you’d taken a DNA test beforehand
- It was like a premature gender reveal party. Tim even baked a cupcake with the result written on a piece of tinfoil inside it
- When he found out he was the father, he immediately scooped you up and threw you in the air, gave you a spin, and gave you a rib-crushing hug, he was already in tears
- Of course, Brian was hitting his shoulder the whole time, like be careful, they’re pregnant, you idiot
- They’re all very prepared for you to have this baby. Brian has gathered (read: stolen. Irresponsible father) tons of baby supplies, crib and formula and all
- Tim and Brian bicker like an old married couple already, so they’re busy doing that and fussing over stupid stuff like sheets or cups of coffee while you’re trying to chill in the kitchen with your breakfast
- You hate being the mediator, but you’re very effective. One glance can shut them all up
- And of course if you were to get up and wobble with your big pregnant belly Tim and Brian would immediately be at either elbow
- They’re both so fussy with you, like I didn’t suddenly become as fragile as a china plate just cuz I have a baby. You two have seen me get thrown around and beat up in combat before
- They pull the “we KNOW but we’re just WORRIED what if something HAPPENS” card, you have to kinda smack them a little bit and remind them how tough you are. I don’t constantly need to be babied
- They kinda grumble and shuffle and promise to stop treating you like you’re made of glass
- They won’t stop. They’re just worried about you :) 💖
Small doodle for @vendettaagainsttheworld Who wrote a little paragraph about the Poly Proxies. I wanted to draw it! Toby wrapping a poly flag around his lovers.
This was on Ao3 first so follow me there to keep up with my full length fics. Anyways here's my headcanons from hardest to softest doms.
Masky
Names he likes being called: Sir. Pretty much insists on it in bed
Names he likes to call reader: pet, kitten or puppy, whore, doll, little girl
Kinks: Brat Taming, bondage, weapon play, pet play, likes seeing you wearing tail plugs, so anal, CNC, size kink, predator and prey play, squirting, choking, breeding, huge sadist, impact play, will smack you if you're ok with it, having you hump his leg or boot
Tits or ass: Ass Fav position: mating press, your knees behind your head
Giving or receiving head: RECEIVING
He loves being completely in control, overstimulating you, humiliating you (he loves seeing you all flustered), degrading you, forcing you to squirt over and over, just completely using and destroying you, also loves seeing you wear things that claim you as his, like a collar or a necklace with his name on it. Likes playing little games with you, tag, hide and go seek, grabbing you from behind when you don't know he's there, gets a rise out of you being scared.
“Little whore loves getting fucked stupid huh?” “Aww did stupid forget how to talk? Come on kitten you've only cum 3 times I know you can give me some more.” "You know how happy Tim will be when I breed our baby into you? He loves seeing my bimbo be his domestic little wife." "I bet the neighbors know my name"
This man is literally a demon possessing Tim like how can he GO FOR SO LONG
Tim usually fronts for after-care. If Masky ever stops on his own his aftercare consists of him bringing you water, pulling you up on his chest, and praising you, which makes you flustered, which makes him hard, which then usually leads to round 2. Or 3. Or 4. Or until Tim fronts and sees you as a puddle of drool and tears and raspy moans under him.
Brian
Daddy. HUGE daddy dom
Princess, darling, baby girl, pretty, little girl
dd/lg, recording (exhibitionism), will ask for pictures or videos of you masturbating if he's out of the house for more than like. An hour. Has definitely asked Tim or Masky to record them fucking you for him to watch, so voyeurism, squirting but like not in an AGGRESSIVE way like Masky, praising, marking, bondage, having you grind on his leg or knee, mirrors, freak ass hoe for sure has a mirror across from and above the bed, lil bit of choking but again not as hard as Masky does it, creampies (seriously these guys love to cum inside you better get yourself an iud), edging
Tits
Standing (mans takes advantage of the operator strength), missionary, really anywhere that's not in a bed, kitchen counter, couch, car, against a tree in the forest, just in any position that he can pop a titty in his mouth or leave a hickey on your neck.
Honestly its 50/50 with oral, thinks you're adorable when he eats you out but also loves when you gag on his cock
Loves being completely in control but not in a forceful way like Masky, more in a “I want to see you melt under me” kind of way. Honestly he's so good at making you melt that you're not as bratty with him as you are with Masky. Still kind of bratty tho. While Masky likes forced orgasms, Brian loves edging you until you're begging and babbling. LOVES to praise you, loves when you're good for him, doesn't like to punish you but will turn into a hard dom if you get bratty or cum without permission.
“Such a pretty baby, gunna milk daddy's cock dry princess?” "Oh, were you close? I'm sorry baby girl, let's try that again." "Wave to the camera darlin', you know the other boys love when you look 'em in the eye." "Are you cum drunk already angel? That's okay, just let your daddy take care of you. You're so cute when you're all fucked out like this" "daddy's little princess"
Masky can fuck for hours but Brian loooves foreplay, he can toy with you for hours
Hoodie's the king of aftercare but Brian’s a close runner up
Will clean you up or carry and hold you in the shower if you want, make you go pee, bring you water or tea, wrap you both in a blanket, make sure he didn't cross any lines, be super soft with you, kiss kiss kiss kiss kISS
Toby
Listen to me
Hear me out HEAR ME OUT
I know we all think toby is a sub
And YES he looks like he gets pegged.
But I am telling you. I AM TELLLINNNG YOU.
This is not the case.
My boy is UN FUCKING HINGED
Ok
Cool with anything you want to call him, but his favorite is when you scream his name
Toby canonically comes from German ancestry and idk if the creator went further into that but I like to think his mom and dad are German immigrants, and toby has been to Germany to visit family so he can speak fluent German.
Bro be babblin’ shit out. Engel, babe, schätzchen, slut, sexy, schnucki, cum dump, mein angebetete, bunny, schatz, sweetheart, mieze, I mean he has tourettes so he really just calls you whatever comes to mind, accidentally called you manic pixie dream girl unironically one time and Tim still makes fun of him for it
Marking, biting, being bit, blood play, honestly probably period sex, he's a freak man fr, weapon play for sure, face shots, he would cover your entire body in his cum if he could cum that much, loves experimenting, having power over you, manhandling, VERY rough in bed, usually just from being over excited and not knowing what hurts people
Definitely accidentally blurted out that he would eat you if he could one time Was hot in the moment but he had some explaining to do during after care
We love our little cannibal don't we folks
Tits guy but loves shoving your face into the mattress and pulling your ass up into him, shower sex, again willing to try any position once
Loves the taste of you and will eat it like a demon but HUGE fan of getting some sloppy top. And I mean SLOPPY. He loves when you drool and gag
This guy just loves sex. Loves seeing you squirm under him, loves using you like his sex doll, probably calls you that too. Mans gets excited and VOCAL.
Toby also doesn't stutter in the original story but you know what? Eat my ass we have all headcanoned a stutter. It just lessens when he's confident- ie: making you his bitch. Although he still has tourettes and apparently disorganized speech as a symptom of his schizophrenia.
“Ich-ich möchte d-d-den, um, rest mein-n-nes lebensss mit dir vvver–rbringen” "hey y/n- pretty baby gonna make you scream tonight- hav-ve you sssseen my sch-ch-etch book“ "Ich w-w-w-erde dich für immmmer und ewig lieb-ben.” “JESUS-god-FUCK youre sssexy” “toby its 9 in the morning.” “Du siehst verboten gu-gut aus” "whore whorrre wh-h-hore yes fuck perfect whore aren't you?" "Your blood tastes so good." “Y-yeah, du liebst diesen schwanz in dir, nicht wahr hure?”
Sorry it's all German I just feel like he gets so in the moment that he kind of goes out of body and doesn't even realize what he's saying
His after care is kissing you all over your entire face and then conking the fuck out on your tits. Will more than likely wake up hard and ready again. If he doesn't pass out after the kisses he will open ubereats and ask what you want LOL
Hoodie
Ok Hoodie and Tim are on the same level of dom-ness but hoodie is more protective so he goes first
One thing he and Brian have in common: daddy. Hoodie also likes sir
Hoodie is usually non verbal but will talk sometimes when he's feeling particularly passionate, usually in a very monotone and even tone
When he does talk he calls you sickly sweet names
My love, precious, perfect
Collars, long makeout seshes, stomach bulging/ size kink. Tummy shots. Tummy. Shots. Loves putting you in pretty dresses OR his hoodie. He doesn't really have a lot of kinks, he just loves making love to you for hours. That's right you're not getting fucked when you're with him you're getting made LOVE to
.Feet. LMFAOOOOO
Usually tried to keep it on the downlow but one time while he was fucking he had your feet on his shoulders and. Suddenly he had a toe in his mouth before he could stop himself
Toby heard about it and now one of his tics is "foot boy" One time the guys were staking out a target in a mall when Toby looked at Brian and instantly yelled "FOOT BOY FOOT BOY". Tim laughed so hard he cried. They had to leave.
Brian hates Hoodie so much.
Anyways
Dude is EXTREMELY gentle with you, seriously treats you like you're made of glass. Also if this were a cartoon his eyes would turn into hearts every time he looked at you
He usually likes when you're on top, sitting on his lap while he told you close
But he will also HAPPILY oblige with anything you ask forAs long as you feel good that's all he wants
This guy
This fucking guy
Will eat.
For an eternity if you let him.
I am serious sometimes he eats until you safeword, like you RARELY have to safeword with any of the boys and the only time you ever had to with Hoodie is when he eats you out to the point where you literally feel like you're going to pass away. It’s kind of rare for him to not listen to your “ok I can't take it anymore”’s but sometimes he just can't get a hold of himself, it's like he goes out of body. Will end everything and go full aftercare mode for the safe word though.
He just loves to love you, he's the most protective, will carry you anytime you let him, always wants to be touching you, will do anything to make you happy even if it's not necessarily a good idea
If he witnesses someone be mean to you he WILL kill them of you don't explicitly tell him not to
Masky has to wait for Brian to front or send Hoodie out of the house to fuck you
This rule was made because one time Hoodie fronted while Masky was doing some impact play and Hoodie heard you scream. Hoodie almost choked Masky to death. It was a whole thing. It also turned into a 3 way. Anyways.
Point is you ask for the moon he'll bring you the whole solar system Thinks your whimpers are the cutest shit in the entire world, LOVES your soft little quiet moans
Again, really doesn't talk much, keeps things short and simple if he really has to speak
You think the longest sentence you've heard Hoodie say is when you asked if he could get some snacks while he was at the grocery store and while putting his shoes on he deadpan replied "I would eat a lightbulb if you asked me to." You took that as a yes.
But sometimes he says little worships and sweet nothings during sex
Now HOODIEHE is the king of aftercare
Goes super soft, again acts like you're made of glass, will gently lay you back down on the pillows, clean you off or carry you into the shower, again make sure you pee (ladies always take a girl-piss after sex), get you ice if you have bruises (usually from the other guys) hold you close and cover you both with the blankets, one of the rare times he talks is to ask you what you need from him, and again he will give you ANYTHING
He's so girl coded
Tim
Tim and hoodie have a lot in common actually
Again, daddy
I'm sorry they're all daddy af
Bear, teddy bear, handsome
Honey, doll, baby, darlin’
Just loves sweet lazy sex, but also not really because he loves spanking LOL
Not really a kink but him and hoodie love seeing you in pretty little dresses and skirts, tights or knee high socks, loves pulling your skirt up and plowing you Loves seeing you do lil domestic things, LOVES fucking to music, worships your body, literally thinks you have the most perfect body, gagging, spanking, loves when you dress up for him, lingerie and the occasional costume, definitely likes when you have a toy in you while you go about your day, either plug or vibrator, back shots
Honestly probably goes for anal when him and Brian dp you, so definitely is into you wearing plugs
Thighs and ass
Bro looooves your thighs
Asks you to smother him with them like once a day
69ing, getting his face sat on, fucking while you guys are on your side, again soft and lazy
He can drill you into the mattress if asked but prefers it soft
Mans EATS.
Remember how I said he loves thighs and ass?
This is exactly why he wants you to sit on it face Also why he likes 69ing, you're usually focusing on him while you're sucking his fat ass cock so you don't notice when you accidently settle to much and put all of your weight on his face which is EXACTLY his plan
He has had to tap out a couple times from almost suffocating
Anyways
Tim is obsessed with your body, wants it against him all of the time.
Cuddle. Fucking. MONSTER.
Toby and Hoodie are clingy 24/7 but Tim really values alone time with you and takes full advantage by being all over you. He also takes the protective roll when Hoodie's not around. He loves his little wife (doesn't matter if you're not married you're his little wife)
Also I don't think Tim is really as shy as a lot of people make him out to be
"Come sit that pretty ass on my cock, doll" "so soft and warm up against me baby" “Are you wearing all this just for me? Come give me a twirl, hun’” “please PLEASE just one chance I am on my knees BEGGING” “TIM I DON'T CARE IF YOU'LL GET HEALED I'M NOT BREAKING YOUR NECK WITH MY ASS”
Like I said Tim usually fronts mid fuck (well, is it mid fuck if you've been going for like 3 hours?) for Masky and kind of panics when he sees you SO fucked out It's kind of hot but he knows your ass is dehydrated
"Oh fuck, you good??"
Definitely felt really guilty the first time he saw the state Masky put you in before you assured him you fully were into it
Will clean you, probably untie you, get you ice and painkillers, and then make sure Masky didn't cross any lines
Masky is actually really good with consent, making sure things are okay before trying them for the first time, making sure you remember your safe word, but Tim still doesn't trust him
But with Tim's soft sweet sex aftercare usually isn't needed He just gives you sweet kisses and then asks if you're hungry <3