Dad: *talking about this post someone made about the president as girls*
Dad: it's funny that trump still looks like trump! And he's an UGLY girl!
Mom: that's cause trumps not HUMAN! hes...
Me: he's a cheeto! He's a cheeto in a bad toupee!..
Mom: NOW THAT'S JUST OFFENSIVE TO CHEETOS!
Me: MA! *Cracking up*
Mom: NO I STAND FOR CHEETOS! AND AGAINST TRUMP!
Mom as she walks away: he's a cheeto.. that's just... that's just rude.. ju set rude to CHEETOS.
Me: I'M PUTTING THIS ON THE INTERNET!
Mom: GOOD LET THE WORLD KNOW I STAND WITH CHEETOS NOT TRUMP-OS!











