#poor hermes

[devoting-waters]

can i get hermes pregnant btw...

one chance?? please

Alright speak up, who's the father?

[satoshy12]

The Yandere Timeline.

The Time of Joy/Era of Tragedies. It had been around June as Zeus learned that as Hera left to bath in the Kanathos that she wanted to show him her few new Robe's. Zeus did what every god does as Hera was gone, he called all the Gods and casted down all the gods from the heavens, taking most of their divine power in the process. They are Demigod level on power. Only allowed to return when Zeus and Hera time is done, Hermes was left to guard and make sure no deities is allowed back into Olympus. And Hermes knew what would happen if he fucks it up, their Father Master bolt never shined that much.

Hestia lived under her Temple in Rome, being fast the Bestia! She did not have as much problems as the other without their powers, she was among her Vestal Virgins and just made Food for the Roman people, her powers allowed her to do that.

Ares was in Sparta with Aphrodite, Artemis was just with her hunters nothing really changed as she did not even notice what happen till she meet her attacked brother Apollo who learned how badly their father nerfed them,  Athena was traveling with her sister but leaving her fast for a Library.  Poseidon was in Atlantis his wife used him having no Power that he took care of the Paperwork.  Dionysus was with his cult, Demeter tried to find Kore who was in the Underworld with Hades, and Hepheastus was just in his Forge.

After many years they really noticed the problems they had as without their full powers they were as strong as Demigods only and wanted fast their full powers back, other then Hestia most of them had gone pretty crazy and wanted their full powers, even Artemis learned how lucky she was with her powers as she tried to be a Hunter without Godly powers or not even able to have new Hunters into her group, she only had Zoe left of them.

While on Olympus Zeus and Hera had the joy of their Lives, just that 2.. and the forgotten Hermes.

Till Artemis came back crying to her father as he saw him and Hera on a Date in the mortal world, he allowed them back into Olympus. Telling them that his and Hera alone time was over.

The truth was Zeus forgot he even kicked them in the first place, and just spend all the time with Hera. And yes, they were without almost all their power for more then 30 years.

The only one that had a actually good and able to live well was Hestia/Vesta, her worship had gone up to 200% in that 30 years and even more after it was done.

[goto-foreverlaurens]

I drew hermes for an English project but my teacher made him touch all sides so he's like.. a weird hybrid creature..😭✋🏼

[road-untraveled]

We are birds of a feather, you and I

And yet, my feet will not unfurl from the wire when the time comes to fly

The unknown, the uncertainty, it terrifies me

I put on a mask of bravery because it's all I've ever known to do, but when the challenge calls and everyone else falls in line

I falter and take a step behind

Patience is a virtue but it is not one often given freely and I have spent much of my life under conditional contracts

To be loved freely and unconditionally is an unknown, distant dream

And yet, here you are. Hermes Κρατυς, how brightly you gleam

You take my hand in yours and for the first time in this life, I understand a love of sincerity

You guide me through the unknown, squeezing my hand tight when the urge to pull away flares and shakes through me violently

The unconditional patience scares me, I hold my breath and wonder when it will all fall apart. When will you see me for who I am and all my faults?

Broken, lost, and terrified of what waits for me in this life

You shake your head and laugh, whispering to me that you are a shepherd and one, that always tends to his flock

My trust and faith in you embolden each passing day. Despite the looming darkness, I look to your light. I find the comfort and safety I have always longed for and know you would not lead me astray

I adore you, my bright and feathered, messenger. Your kindness knows no bounds and as the binds that hold me tightly are cut through like ribbons by your sword

I understand what it's like to be loved unconditionally and without fear. Finally, I unfurl my feet and leap- joining you in the sky.

[sarriakadijah]

My favorite meme. I may have posted it here already, but I wanted to make sure it got copied over from twitter.

[loloisafangirl]

Apollo: remember that time Hermes pronounced “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce” in front of humans

[wldbirds]

@mvndrvke​ : ❝ i could never rescue you, no matter how i tried. ❞ hermes @ orpheus |  the last five years !

he looks up , from where’s he’s wiping the bar top with an old rag .  he had been thinking of the girl he met yesterday . eurydice , her name had been . they’d only just met , but every thought he had was consumed by eurydice . he wanted to see her again , he hoped she could swing by tonight . the smile he gives hermes is earnest , he stuffs the rag in his apron . 

“  -- you called for me ? “ 

[godsofhumanity]

Apollo, texting: Hi, who is this? Loki changed all my contacts to mythical creatures.

"Dwarf", who is actually Hermes: What's mine?

Apollo: Dwarf.

"Dwarf": HE'S SO MEAN! I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Apollo: Oh, hi Hermes.

"Dwarf": ... dammit