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Clint: *look at tony* whore

Tony: aw, thanks bitch

Natasha:

Steve: they are complimenting each other. I gave up on having them talk nice

#back with the heathers #back with the mean girls #listen tony clint loki and steve are a clique to me #they are so silly #incorrect quotes #poor natasha #natasha romanov

im currently writing my final 100 “drabble”…. it may possibly now be at 1k words…

ITS FINE. IM STAYING UP LATE TO WRITE THIS.

I love it. Its THE FLUFFIEST thing ever. Im torturing Nat though >:) *insert evil smirk*

not my gif!^

#poor natasha #shes suffering so much for my own personal enjoyment #its fine I love her #splatasha ;)#sickfic #snzfic

Natasha? :(

#listen idk if anyone whos dead will stay dead bc people keep coming back #but even if natasha comes back somehow and some point #its so sad #because she probably was like im all alone #and the stuff that happened in her past #shes so traumatized #and clint might have his family so it makes sense but #man #poor natasha #what a shitty life she had #this sucks #also im not going back fixing tags im half asleep already #thisis watches #endgame

me: hey i have an idea for a cute plot quirk in Hands of Clay that will literally take up two lines and never be mentioned by anyone ever again

also me: guess I have to ready through 357,136 words to figure out if character A ever mentioned something in minor character B’s hearing

#what is wrong with me #it's about the trashcan thing #poor natasha #and poor author #writing is hard

More on the Murder Strut now that my attention has been brought back to it: Tony is jealous of his boyfriends’ swaggers. Like, Tony can swagger, but somehow Steve and Bucky make it look even sassier and smugger. He is offended by this. He is the sassiest motherfucker on the team, not them (although they do give him a run for his money sometimes).

Natasha jumps when she hears a scream and jerks around on the couch, frowning. Tony appears in the doorway a moment later, looking upset and ecstatic all at once. “IT’S DICK SWAGGER.”

Natasha’s mouth falls open a little bit. “W-what?”

“THEY SWAGGER LIKE THAT BECAUSE THEIR DICKS ARE SO BI--”

“TONY,” Steve shouts, blushing as red as a tomato as he scoops Tony up and carries him back toward the elevator.

“I AM STILL THE SASSIEST ONE ON THIS TEAM,” Tony insists before the doors close. Bucky has his face buried in his hands. Steve looks like he wants to die.

“Are you okay?” Clint asks at dinner several hours later. Natasha’s lips thin into a firm line. No, she’s not okay. She’d never really wanted to know about Steve and Bucky’s dicks.

#ideas #stuckony #murder strut #poor natasha