#poor vivaldi

[giorgiomelante]

Recently I found out there are flowers named after Handel and Telemann.

So here is Rosa ‘Handel’, a very tall climbing rose that can grow up to 3 m.

And here is Peony Telemann, a species that was specially bred to commemorate his 250th death anniversary in 2017. It also gives pinkish flowers as Handel does, but the plant is much shorter, only as tall as an adult.

 So I think the lesson here is that if you are really into gardening and flowers, you will become flowers one day 

Now Handel could mail ‘Rosa Handel’ to Telemann from London

Now you might wonder where other baroque composers are, such as Vivaldi. Well, he does not become flowers: he becomes potatoes. Here is the potato variety called “Vivaldi”:

Sorry, Antonio...

[giorgiomelante]

Mozart’s terrifying love story by Sims 4 autonomy

I don’t understand Sims 4 autonomy at all after I witness this terrifying love story between Mozart and Vivaldi in my game 

(This is a very OOC post)

Seriously, Maestro Mozart, as a married man, what were you thinking about

Nevertheless, Vivaldi soon discovered that Mozart is married and he felt so sad

Bach: What happened, Tony

Vivaldi: Nothing. Just I should be a moral priest and shouldn’t think about personal relationships...

At the same time, Mozart was embarrassed because he was caught with another

Heartbroken Vivaldi slapped Mozart. It was automatic! I didn’t even try to control them... The autonomy of this game is intense

Mozart, then even more embarrassed, chose to cry out in the closet

Mozart later told this story to Haydn and Haydn looked astonished

I am astonished too you know 

(Idk why Haydn wore Hawaii shirt and why Schubert was naked)

On the other side, Vivaldi was so sad that he hid in the blankets and missed his work

Guess what

Later I found out the autonomy somehow let Mozart date Bach too and I was so done with this autonomy

Mozart: Herr Bach, I’ve dumped that silly Venice redhead priest so now we can be together

Bach: ??? But how about the nice Leipzig young gentleman Felix I met the other day?

Telemann (watching all these happening): The autonomy of this simulation is cursed, can someone turn it off 

[noxcheshire]

PETER. Σ（・□・；） He's trying to take over the castle. He wants to be Queen.