#poor waterboy

[ne-rd-life]

"I-I dont w-want your t-trash noodles wetfartboy" - Flambe from Dispatch to Waterboy.

[teethinorbit]

So this is something that bugs me and no hate to anyone

Waterboy not having/not being able to get tattoos

ONLY because of how tattoos work. I've done tattoos/have some. Tattoos heal over time and even if he healed too fast where is the ink going?

But I have a funny idea because of this

Waterboy has shitty tattoos. Like BAD. Tattoo artists hate some supers because of their fast af healing like openly wont serve them because it makes them look bad when they post it on social media and the tattoo doesnt look right

None of the lines are right. straight lines broken into chicken scratch and color and shading looks like crayon because of how the skin keeps healing over and tightening. Plus when youre wet that makes it even HARDER because half that ink is watering itself down so the artist has to double over EVERYTHING and even still it might be faded over slightly. So most supers like this do stick and pokes easy MUCH cheaper but also still shitty

I hope this makes sense lol