#popunkcliffo

[moistmalum]

“in the end, reality isn't worth it”

[moistmalum]

Heyyyyyy bae so yeah my Christmas was interest because my mom got me that thing that's going to get me pregnant lol but anyways you are my fav and my other half because we literally finish each other's sentences and I love you to the moon and back :-)

first, I didn’t really look at the url at first so I got highly weirded out oops. pls don't get pregnant. second, I fucking love you to death! like I don’t think I could find someone who I think so in synch with. I love you to like pluto’s moon and back!

ship: Michael clifford the big red dog 

how you met: girl he eye fucked you at the concert. he already knows you!

blog rate: 1000000000000000000/10 (thats a lot)

song: Me by the 1975

ships ahoy!

[cocaine-halsey-blog]

CLIFFOUJIA > TWINKIEMICHAEL

[ruggedhemmo]

Hello :-) I want to do that anon message thing for Halloween! I think it's a great idea btw but yeah I live on the east coast so I'm in the EST time zone.

thank youuuu so much !! xx

pls join my thing !!!

http://calumsexhair.tumblr.com/post/98625957727/calumsexhair-okay-i-want-to-do-a-thing-like

[damrns-blog]

Omg if you made me a frat boy michael thing I would die

you got it g-unit just for you

"Aye shawty what yo name is!" he shouted playfully from three feet away from you, though the intense volume was needed in the insanely crowded room. 

"Fuck off, Clifford," you snorted, taking what must've been his seventh red solo cup of stale, grainy beer and placing it on the trash-covered side table closest to you. 

"Fuck me, Courtney," he retorted, smirking. You smacked his arm, though the pressure didn't phase him as he picked his drink back up and chugged down the second half of the glass. "No, but really, let's get out of here," he grinned cheekily. 

"You're drunk and I'm not taking advantage of you. Besides, you have a girlfriend," you shook your head, adjusting the black snapback on his head so it sat correctly. Though it was true, you seriously wished it wasn't. Now, you wanted to fuck Michael Gordon Clifford, president of the most popular fraternity on campus, as much as the next girl. Alas, you were best friend material, not girlfriend material. Or ever friends with benefits material. At least in your eyes this was true, although it was a totally different story.

"Fuck that bitch," he shrugged, crushing his cup and discarding it on the ground. "She's cheated on me like four times this week." Something in his eyes reflected hurt, but was quickly replaced with anger and resentment.

"As long as you break up with her," you sighed, leaning in and pressing your lips to his alcohol stained ones.

a/n this was shitty but frAT BOY MICHAEL PLES

[moistmalum]

Well your URL says it all because Sarah you are literally the biggest malum girl I've ever met and I ship you with Michael and also the cutie Calum because you are perf and they are perf so it was meant to be

*horrifically gasps* courtney. no. muke girl muke!!! how could you forget about luke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Luke: |  Ashton:  Michael: |  Calum: |||

blog rate: fucking perfection/10

I ship you with michael (was gonna say someone else to mess with you but I will be the bigger person in this relationship) bc you two would literally be the couple of the century. you two would be the biggest dorks around each other but who cares bc there is no one more in love than you two. you two could just chill and eat pizza all day and somehow you two would both end up being so flawless

calums nudes  (now that we actually have them can I still say this??)

[happylilthought]

Another fun tagging game

So Harlee, tagged me~

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers

Name: Sarah

Nickname: Birdie, Leigh calls me ‘Little One’

Birthday: August 27

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Demi-Pansexual

Height: 4’11”

Time zone: Eastern Standard

What time and date is it there:3:28 p.m., September 2

Average hours of sleep I get each night: It varies but around 6 if I’m lucky.

OTPs:

Brody Callum/Lynette Talbot (Leigh’s original characters) Peter Pan/Wendy Darling, Mirai/Ahkito (Kyoukai no Kanata), Aria Montgomery/Ezra Fitz (Pretty Little Liars), Erik/Christine (Phantom of the Opera) Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson (Glee), Nick Duval/Jeff Sterling (Glee/Dalton), Rose/Ten (Doctor Who), Todd Hendricks/Dwight Houston (Dalton), Reed VanKamp/Shane Anderson (Dalton), Julian Larson/Logan Wright (Dalton), Jean Prouvaire/Courfeyrac (Les Mis), Enjolras/Grantaire (Les Mis), Bahorel/Feuilly (Les Mis), and you know some dumb 5SOS ships that I like to pretend will canonically happen.

The last thing I Googled was: Avery 16282 labels

First word that comes to mind: Idiots

What I last said to a family member: Good luck (My Dad had to work at/ brother had to start school today and we carpooled)

One place that makes me happy and why: Concerts because it’s the closest thing I’ve ever felt to complete happiness and magic

How many blankets I sleep under: One, but that varies in the Winter

Favorite beverage: Coffee, tea

The last movie i watched in the cinema was: Labryinth

Three things I can’t live without: Music, Literature, Coffee

Something I plan on learning: How to write fancy coffee shop typography designs on a chalkboard wall/mirror

A piece of advice for all my followers: Don’t be afraid to talk to people and share your interests, even if it’s intimidating. You can make really great friendships, and even brighten someone’s day with little compliments you admire about their blog, etc. Spread the love around.

You have to listen to this song:  “John Hughes” by As It Is. Or anything by them, tbh.

My blog(s): I have an RP account, and premature sideblog with a few cutie pies to chat to. But I may make another one in the future and not make everyone suffer through my multi-fandoms.

Whoops you’re tagged ~ leighdadee, breedadee, niffbastian, popunkcliffo, whitearse

[moistmalum]

I get to blogsit yo

so courtney (popunkcliffo) will be away on vacation and I have the honour of blog sitting so if you want to go give her a follow do so because then you get to watch me be a loser for the next almost two weeksish so do it! and chat to me bc lonely