Jan 4
you’re telling me all these other people also have rich internal lives? surely that can’t be right… surely they're just here to fill background roles in my own story?
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you’re telling me all these other people also have rich internal lives? surely that can’t be right… surely they're just here to fill background roles in my own story?
The tonal dissonance between these two posts in my drafts 😭
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no one understands how hard it is for me. every day i have to do things like “brush my teeth,” “feed myself,” and “go to work” when instead i should be doing things like “being hand-fed grapes by hordes of scandalously dressed lovers”…. etc
[frat guy voice] woahhhhh sick menty b bro. mind if i tag along? :)
one must imagine the blogger giving a sardonic wink to camera
crossing my arms like a dracula in the shower until i get warm
fat tastes good. why are you wasting my fucking time with a chicken breast