Jan 4
you’re telling me all these other people also have rich internal lives? surely that can’t be right… surely they're just here to fill background roles in my own story?
seen from China
seen from Serbia
seen from Serbia
seen from South Korea
seen from China
seen from Italy
seen from Türkiye
seen from India
seen from India
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Mexico
seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Spain
you’re telling me all these other people also have rich internal lives? surely that can’t be right… surely they're just here to fill background roles in my own story?
The tonal dissonance between these two posts in my drafts 😭
How many posts do you have in your Tumblr queue right now?
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Looking through my post drafts is… a journey, let’s say that
no one understands how hard it is for me. every day i have to do things like “brush my teeth,” “feed myself,” and “go to work” when instead i should be doing things like “being hand-fed grapes by hordes of scandalously dressed lovers”…. etc
[frat guy voice] woahhhhh sick menty b bro. mind if i tag along? :)
one must imagine the blogger giving a sardonic wink to camera
crossing my arms like a dracula in the shower until i get warm