#potc shitpost

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[swannposting]

♡ potc + even more random shit from rat and elvy's #quotes channel ♡

(we are terminally addicted to documenting notable quotes from one another)

[mojavediscodancer]

My relationship with this book is complicated. I do like the foundations and world building we see in The Price of Freedom, but both Jack and Beckett are so out of character. Beckett is presented as the stereotypical sissy, short man with angry issues because he is short and sissy when in reality, Cutler Beckett is more or less like this:

Ooops, such a pity I ruined your daughter's wedding. Anyway, arrest her and hang her.

No wedding night Miss Swann? ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Hush governor, let me fuck around with this sword before I tell you I'll go hunt down your daughter.

Stab the heart of Davy Jones? No, it's the perfect basis for my new cryptoscam.

HANG THAT SINGING CHILD.

Yes Davy Whatever, I'll summon you like some mongrel pup and I'll make you wear cat ears and a maid outfit if I want.

*always at the verge of laughing his ass off during the beach scene*

If I give the order I can blow up both the Pearl and the Dutchman, but what if I aura farm instead? ✨dies✨

[dyinginacostco]

Elizabeth the cookie conquerer 💪🍪

Pirate king turned cookie king 👑

[scottishoctopus]

I saw something like this on Instagram but with different characters and I HAD to make my own!

(Sorry for the badly cropped pictures, I have shaky fingers. xD)

[cooltopics101]

Can all of the bisexuals (pansexuals too) agree that both Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley could hit it if they wanted to, no questions asked? Tbh I have a feeling the lesbians can get on board with this too

[jokesitos-art]

I Made a dumb meme, a Sparbossa dumb meme

[its-night-again]

No need to thank me for fixing your movie, Disney.

Here it is, what happens when @cadaverouscryptic and I spend some time on Discord.