Jul 14
“shit i forgot my sword” “here, use mine” “youll be unarmed!” “I have my teeth and a gun” “thE FUC—?“
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“shit i forgot my sword” “here, use mine” “youll be unarmed!” “I have my teeth and a gun” “thE FUC—?“
instead of thoughts there is power
This dude is the optimal Man
ITS HERE!!
say hellooo to my little friend
@pepis-room (and anyone else interested) i read the ultrakill power wiki out of boredom and it had me cackling like an old lady on too many cocaine taffies, so you lovely motherflockers are getting some ✨screenshots and unnecessary commentary✨.
Ive taken the liberty of partially censoring a certain line, look i know ultrakill is a violent game full of swears but id rather not take the Lord’s name in vain on this blog when im already likely on thin ice. Anyway, without anymore of my cockatoo chatter, letsa gooooo(YAHOOOOO)
This sounds like me on a daily basis even when im NOT enraged, like when i found a dead bug on a prosthetic wing. This is all that goes on in my mind during the dreaded raspberry week or when someone condescendingly calls me cute(in a non androgynous manner).
Ehehe “gabrielings”, thats funny since i too follow my seniors around like a lost duck and get to “coodependen—“ wait Kennady Ray went into WHAT while voicing the lines!? Pretty sure Valerie Ray is an honorary power now :O
My earth mother does this frequently, i cannot give her a nailgun attack but i can put laxatives in her snacks. But if someone says this around me im mentally giving em the ol kermie treatment:
What the flock is turbo hell!? The ultrakill powers dont seem too bright unfortunately but at least most of us back home have braincells(except for me, who doesnt use a single breath without bringing shame upon my choir and family)
…i was about to make a pepto bismol reference here but we would be going off theme, but this isn’t surprising at all, i just feel bad for finding it funny :/
me at my previous self for showing up to several big fights without armor like a dumb dumb
Im gonna look at another power’s log to check out what their experiences were in hopes of learning and maybe unlocking some memories!（＾ν＾）
*(in the spongebob narrator voice)one hour and a scary flashback later…*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WAR IS STILL FUCKING HAPPENING I THOUGHT THAT ENDED A WHILE AGO!?!?
MY SIBLINGS ARE STILL FUCKING UP THERE AND I CANT HELP THEM!?
FUUUUUUUCK
Maybe its good that i dont have many memories of my time in heaven and war, i flinch at gore so much i cant watch many action/horror/thriller movies and i cried a little from getting a brief flashback after reading someone elses log of how he lost a younger sibling… im already on so many medications as it is so i can only imagine the wreck id be if i remembered the whole thing