APRIL FOOLS / PRANK SENTENCES!!
"April fools!”
“Are those eggs?”
“Is that shaving cream?”
“You’ve got to be kidding me!”
“How many more times are you going to fall for that?”
“Cut it out already.”
“Stay on your own side of the room until midnight.”
“I can’t wait for today to be over.”
“Stop trying... I’m unprankable.”
“Is that a challenge? Because I’ll prove you can be pranked.”
“Watch your back...”
“Why are you wearing safety goggles?”
"Being your friend requires me to take safety measures.”
“If you prank me one more time--”
“Payback’s a bitch. Remember that.”
“Come on, it’s just a prank!”
“A ‘kick me’ sign? Really?”
“A prank war? Are you five?”
“Grow up... April Fools jokes are stupid.”
“What... did I just sit in?”
“WHERE DID YOU GET SILLY STRING?”
“Don’t joke about that, asshole!”
“That wasn’t funny!”
“I thought you were really hurt!”
“You’re such a dick -- this isn’t funny.”
“You can clean up the mess now, ‘prankmaster’.”
“What a child. Can’t you be serious for a few hours today?”
“Oh my god! What did you just try to feed me?!”
“Disgusting!”
“I got you good!”
“You look cute covered in (flour, glitter, etc.)”
“It’s just a little water, relax.”
“I didn’t think you’d actually fall for it!”
“I love how gullible you are.”
“Don’t you ever get tired of being tricked?”
“Here -- taste this.” (specify what their muse is offered so they know how to react.)
“If I open this and there’s a dick on my screen, so help me.”
“I hate screamers! What the hell!”
“Stop hitting me! It was just a prank!”
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