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text ✉✘porj
CJ: You have no idea how much it pisses me off that you're exceedingly hot and kind of a bad bitch and yet the urge to sleep with you that I would've had even a few months ago is completely gone! It's so stupid! What are you doing differently?!
text ✉⁇ pordo
Waldo: ur hair is srslay like fkire? does it burn u?
TEXT ✉️⁇ PEO
Theo: fuck all the epoepcalling it a chick, drink, sparking srose is fucking delicisous. frozne rosee too. all the rose.
text ✉# porjax
Ajax: You know, red heads have always been my favorites :)
TEXT ✉️$ PINN
Finn: I love him, but sometimes I really want to run him over repeatedly with a food truck.
text ✉% vortia
Venus: Where in the world do you get your lipstick? The shade is so beautiful it makes me wet myself, no joke!
PORTIA
Um, I know someone who would love to be in a redhead sandwich with us, @pratigan, so let me know if you’re interested sometime.
anonymously tell me who you ship me with and i’ll tell you if i agree.
📺 for our muses to watch holiday movies together
Theo wasn’t exactly the best at asking people to hang out when he was feeling lonely -- which was practically every time he was alone. He thrived off of attention, but he preferred when it fell into his lap, instead of him having to make the effort to ask someone to give it to him. That was why every invitation he extended came across more like a deal. His text to Portia, for instance? ‘If I can’t quote every iconic line in Christmas Vacation I’ll let u do my makeup for my next vid. Only catch is u gotta come watch w/ me, I need a witness.’ He didn’t know if she’d show or not, but it sure as hell beat watching the same Christmas movie over and over again alone. When there was a knock on his door twenty minutes later, Theo rolled out of bed, knocking his covers off with him as he called, “Either you’re pizza, or you’re Portia, or if I’m a really lucky man, you’re both.” Tossing his covers back onto his bed in a wad, he crossed the small room and flung the door open, grinning at the person on the other side.
@pratigan
