#pregonate

[gray8sstuff]

it’s been 8 and a half hours… i am IMPREGNATED by grief and boredom….. 🥀😞⛓️🪦🫃

[preposterousgreen]

One of the first things Lazard does upon achieving meaningful rank in the SOLDIER Department is institute a thorough sex ed program for new recruits (and remedial training for current SOLDIERs whenever possible).

Apart from the obvious benefits, it cuts down considerably on the number of panicky emails he receives containing one or more misspellings of the word “pregnant.”

[demonadelem]

[tacobellartist]

and "for further notice" response...

Y-yeah, I watched this anime called "Baki" and I heard it was great and I love hear more about the series soon... on netflix.

[clementimetodie]

on the one hand I'm skeptical that sleeping on my back will actually hurt baby

on the other being wrong terrifies me :S

[positronicpussy]

merry

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

rd anon. idk why did i imagine it this way, but betsey: https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

HAHAHA GOD ... i was having a shit morning and this made me laugh so hard

[patoka-pal]

As if these ads couldn’t be worse...

Prengnant