this makes me think about the prep school au where shane gets sent to shattuck-st mary’s because the bullying has gotten more and more brutal as it becomes obvious that shane is the real fucking deal. yuna and david just want him to have a year to emotionally reset and make some friends in an environment that isn’t such a pressure cooker. and then they turn up on move-in day and it turns out that shane’s specially requested & paid for single had to be converted into a double due to water damage to another part of the dorm. and then hot jock ilya rozanov walks in, dressed all in black with cutoff sleeves and reeking of cigarette smoke, and yuna is like No. Absolutely Not. I can already tell that this young juvenile delinquent is going to make my sweet sensitive dorky kid’s life a living hell and I will Kill before I let that happen. meanwhile shane over by the dresser stops organizing his sock drawer and starts having a private crisis of his own except it’s almost entirely about ilya’s biceps
