Scenario where all the phantomhives are alive and crazy family shenanigans. I totally see undertaker as crazy grandpa.
🎉 Scenario request: the Phantomhives live
How about what the twins' tenth birthday party might have been like, if the attack had never gone through as planned?
Twins: *looking at the clock, as it strikes 6pm*
Tanaka: *knocks on the door and gently opens it* Young masters, it's time for your party to start.
Tanaka: Ho, ho! Soon enough.
They make their way downstairs to the great hall of Phantomhive Manor, where party games have been set up. Their parents, many of the servants, and several guests are standing around.
Twins: Games?! *running from booth to booth to see what's there*
Rachel: Boys, boys! Over here.
Everyone to the twins: Happy Birthday!!!
Rachel: Happy birthday, my dear sweet angels!
Vincent: Happy birthday, boys!
Diedrich: *deadpan* Yes. Happy birthday. *whispers to Vincent* When do we get to the food?
Vincent: *chuckles and waves it away, not whispering* Undertaker's concerned if there will be enough wood to build your coffin someday.
Undertaker: *chuckles and winks at Vincent and Diedrich then tips his hat to the twins* Happy birthday, young Phantomhives. I hope you enjoy this day to its fullest. Someday, the birthdays will end and--
Vincent: *stepping in front of Undertaker to cut him off* Enough of that for now -- *nervously* haha -- this is a day of fun.
Diedrich: *mumbles* Seriously. And people think I'm the death of the party?
Rachel: *directing the twins away from all that* Come say hello to the other guests. Helloooo, An! Hellooo, Midfords!
Madam Red: Hello, sister! Hello, my lovely nephews! I have a huuuge gift for each of you in the pile.
Francis: Happy birthday, Ciel and E--
Lizzie: Happy birthdaaaayyy! Cieelll! I have something extra special for youu~~<3!
Francis: Elizabeth, calm down. That's not very lady-like behavior.
Lizzie: *puts a hand to her open mouth* Sorry, mother.
Alexis: *very serious™️* Happy birthday, boys. Ten years already. *puts out a hand to shake hands, but when Ciel puts his hand forward, Alexis grabs him by the hand and pulls him into a bear hug. Pulls our earl in for a group hug* *gushing with love and joy* Ooooh~~<3! *calling to Vincent* They are growing up so fast! Cherish these precious moments! *finally lets the boys go, and they catch their breaths again*
In turn, other guests wish the boys a happy birthday, and they play games until it's time for the feast, consisting of all the boys' favorite dishes. Then cake. And then presents... while Diedrich sits next to the platters of sandwiches and keeps nonchalantly selecting them. Vincent nudges Undertaker and tilts his head at Diedrich, and in response Undertaker tsks and pulls a tape measure from who-knows-where. Perhaps it was actually up his sleeve? 🤷🏻♀️
The boys received a veritable mountain of gifts, ranging from the practical (like hand-knitted socks from a maid and finely made socks and shoes purchased by Francis) to the fabulous (like Madam Red's: she nearly bought out the entire boy's section of Hamleys. When the boys got to Elizabeth's gifts, she became very excited. She gave Ciel a handkerchief she had painstakingly embroidered with his initials.
Ciel: It's lovely. I can tell your embroidery work has improved.
Lizzie: It has! It has! And.... I'll embroider more items for you, Ciel!
Our earl tried to be enthusiastic about the gift he received from her: replacements for some Noah's Ark animals he had misplaced. But then he saw that two were a mated pair he didn't previously have, and that made him happier.
Our earl: *genuinely thankful* Elizabeth, thank you for the carved animals. I don't think I had this pair. *holds up a set of leopards* By the way, have you ever noticed the pair of lions on those sets always both have a mane?
Lizzie: *finger to her lips, confused expression* Oh? No, I'd never noticed. Isn't that the way they should be?
Tanaka: *overhearing* Hoh, hoh, hoh....
Our earl: I don't think so. Only the male has a mane. Where are all the lionesses?
Lizzie: *still a bit confused* I have no idea. Oh! So, what are you going to open next?!
Later. Around 10pm, way past the boys' usual bedtime, the twins are still full, done with opening gifts and playing... and exhausted. Diedrich has run out of sandwiches, and most of the guests have said their farewells....
Rachel: *seeing them and stifling a yawn of her own* Alright, angels, it's off to bed for you two. Tanaka, please see to them.
Tanaka: Yes, my Lady. *turning to the boys* Come along, young masters.
The boys grumble, as young children often do when they are tired but don't wish to admit it. But they go with him, giving in to the call of sleep and pleasant dreams.
They head upstairs. Then, as they head down a hallway, the boys see their father, Diedrich, and Undertaker heading down the same hallway but in the opposite direction, towards Vincent's private study.
The twins can make out some of their conversation:
Vincent: Come along, Diedrich. We have things to discuss.
Diedrich: *mildly protesting in hushed tones*
Vincent: Good grief. Must I have a butler provide another platter? Yes, ok.
Undertaker: *snickers at Diedrich and tilts his head* Perchance I might finally get to have one?
Diedrich: Undertaker, you ate half of a cake, and it wasn't even a sma--
Undertaker: *turning to Vincent and cutting Diedrich off* What have I been saying? Something had been brewing for months now.
Vincent: Yes, yes. That incident earlier today was a close one.
Diedrich: *starting to fade out* Good thing we thwarted it just in time. Otherwise, the entire party could have been ruined.
Vincent: *barely audible now* My boys would have been devastated.... *fading out completely at the end*
The twins were too far away to hear anything more of their conversation, but they exchanged glances, just briefly. What was that all about?
Well, that ended up being longer than I had originally intended, but I kept thinking of things to add! I hope you enjoy it. 😊