#primusxlune

[narcissustriandrus]

I came to the conclusion that Remus J. Lupin will be the death of my muse - or at least of her  sanity.

[narcissustriandrus]

((Eleven questions thing))

Tagged by: thealicefortescue and yourdeercaptain (hagsdafdg why are you so mean? ; ^ ;) and padfoot-theidiot

Rule 1: Post the rules.Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger has set for you in their posts, then make 11 new ones.Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them in your post.Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

  1. What is your favourite memory?

When my brother was born.

2. What’s your Hogwarts house?

Ravenclaw, babey! BD

3. If you could switch places with a fictional character, who would you choose?

Uuuh... none? I mean, if it was for a day, I'd love to switch places with a looooooot of characters, but if it was forever... No, I don't envy any of them enough for this. I don't think I envy anyone enough for this.

4. What’s your favourite place in the world?

It'd be my grandmother's living room around Christmas time late at night when everyone is sleeping. Otherwise, my bedroom. 

5. Describe your perfect day.

I'd wake up pretty early, and I would go hiking. I'd get to a nice spot to see the sun rising. I'd walk a little more, then have breakfast outside. Actually, I think the perfect day would most likelly be me and maybe a couple of other people walking around and seeing nice places. Actually, I'd love to take a stroll across Middle-Earth, assuming I'd be impervious to orcs, trolls, wargs, balrogs, evil men, spiders, Gollum, ringwraiths, oliphaunts, fucking Morgoth, over-zealous dwarves and elves and... overall, impossible to harm. It'd be pretty fun :) Also, I'd have to have a music player on me xD

6. Favourite animal and why?

Cats, because they're just like people but actually adorable.

7. What was your favourite possession as a child?

I think it was... I toy clown (yes, nightmare-fuellish)

8. What is your favourite song at the moment?

Althought I don't listen to it as much nowadays, it still is "Vom Truge" by Faun

9. Favourite actor and actress?

Uuh... none? I honestly don't watch a lot of TV or movies to be able to answer that.

10. Best part of 2013?

I don't know... Maybe getting into uni, eve though I left it. It's a bit strange, but I was proud of myself for getting a spot there.

11. If you could materialise anything or anyone in the room, what/ who would you choose to appear?

A giant box full of cookies I ate while I was in Canada. They had chocolate chunks and they tasted soooooooooooo delicious, but we don't have them here :(

Yourdeercaptain

1. Did you answer the questions i did and then came here and realized you were suppose to answer this questions and had to do everything again? Because I most certainly did not do that.

Lolololol no. I'm smart :3

2. From 1 to 10 how pissed are you that I tagged you?

I'm not pissed that you tagged me (which would make it a 0) but I'm a little annoyed to have to do write this post (which would make it a 4)

3. Why did you choose your muse?

Sass. Well, the're also a couple of other reasons. First of all, because there's enough about Narcissa's personality in the cannon for me to work with, but not so much that I feel completely unable to add my own twists. Also, at first I thought she was going to be a nobody, just someone Jo made because Draco needed a mum and then... bam, suddenly she's important?? And I like to imagine how her life and relationship with her family was like; I'm fairly certain her story was more interesting than the books let on.

4. Do you agree with me when I say that cows know shit we don’t and we should not trust them?

Aye. They know how to taste delicious. Seriously, though, they are pretty creepy.

5. Okay, let’s be productive. What’s your muse’s worst flaw?

AHAHAHAHAHAH HOW CAN I CHOSE THAT SHE HAS SO MANY. Probably the fact that she's a bigot, and refuses to see things from other people's point of view.

6. What’s with chicken and that neck thing they do?

Birds do that when they walk, same with pigeons. I'm guesssing it has to do with the way their bones are structured?

7. What’s your muse’s opinion of James?

She thinks he's a moron. As in, not really stupid, but she thinks his opinions are all wrong and he's been taught wrong. She thinks his arrogance is annoying, and blames him the most for Sirius leaving.

8. If you could steal one thing from Hogwarts what would it be?

Hagrid

9. Oh, by the way, that reminds me, what’s your  Zombie Apocalypse survival strategy?

Get a bunch of less athletic companions so I can give them to the zombies and make an escape when things get rough. Oh, and bring a fire-pan.

10. From 1 to me, how pissed off are you that Aaron Johnson auditioned for James Potter and hE DIDN’T FUCKING GET IT????

I survived Helen McCrory. Deal with it.(which is to say, 1)

11. Last but not least, from 10 to 10, how much do you love me?

(Are you sure it's not least, babes?) 10x10 because I can.

Padfoot-theidiot

1. What is your characters relationship/opinion on Sirius Black?

They are cousins, and, as far as I'm concerned, they never got along very well. I have a headcannon, that when he was born, Narcissa tried to hold him, but since she was young and didn't know how to do it, he started crying and she took it personally, and I'm guessing this is how everything started. Narcissa not only thinks Sirius is wrong in the things he believes, she also thinks he's ungrateful, selfish and rebels just for the heck of it. I think they might have shared a few things during their childhood and tried to get along at some point, but it never worked out very well.

2. How are you and your muse similar?

Erm... we both like tea?? At times I can be pretty snobish too... And I have a baby brother who is like my personal Draco. Oh, also, we've both had an emotional break-down in someone else's living room.

3. How are you and your muse different?

First and foremost, I couldn't agree less with her views. Also, she's rather rude and cold, and seems to show no concern towards most people. We don't share many interests. Our looks are not very similar, even though they're not complete opposites.

4. What languages can you speak?

Portuguese and English, but I like to tell myself I speak Italian, German, Basque, Icelandic and Sindarin. Please, let me dream.

5. Am I the only one who thinks the Black family home doesn’t look that bad? 

I think it does look bad, but in a way, that's the charm of it.

6. Are you at uni/college/highschool/sixth form/ secondary school? 

I was at uni, but I left for a couple of reasons. Now I'm just a bum.

7. How would you, the mun, react to a Sirius Black prank? [a funny one, not revealing your biggest secret to your enemies]

Ah... Honestly, I'm not big on pranks, so I'd probably get by it annoyed.

8. Am I the only one who isn’t a massive fan of Dumbledore?

 I can only answer for myself, buddy xD. I used to like Dumbledore more before I founding out about some of his dickish moves... He's the archetypal 'wise old man', which is kind of a cliche, but I like him as a character nonetheless. Perhaps his faults make him more real.

9. Greyback or McGonagall?

Pffft, McGonagall

10. A House elf or a Hippogriff?

House elf.

...

Something smells fishy here xD

New Questions

1. What does your muse thinks of mine?

2. What other fandoms are you a part of?

3. Favorite Romanov sister? (my asks, my weird stuff)

4. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

5. What other muses do you have/have you had?

6. Do you have any regrets about the one you're playing right now?

7. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

8. If you had the time, what new skill would you like to learn?

9. Do you tend to procrastinate?

10. Favorite historical character?

11. What would be your primary weapon in the zombie apocalypse?

And I choose... : petitpettigrew ; theinsaneblack ; blackballoffurr ; doeofgryffindor ; primusxlune or worthlessxcriminal (whichever you want to answer with, man xD) ; astoriagreensass ; gingerxgryffindor ; hiddeninthemanor ; thebetterslytherinson ; corleonisx ; exitalis

(I'll tag more people in Sluggy)

[narcissustriandrus]

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5 things your muse does that pisses them off

Likes chamomile tea

Defends Dumbledore

Doesn’t acknowledge her insults

Seems to ignore some of her remarks

Turns into a werewolf

5 things your muse does that makes them jealous

He was friends with Sirius

Even if not happily, gets to spend time with her son when she can’t

That’s it

I can’t think of anything else

sorry :(

5 reasons they’re glad your muse is in their life

Some of his reactions are hilarious

Oddly enough, he’s good company

He’s certainly… resourceful (talking about the tent and all that jazz)

She feels less lonely with him around

He saved her life

5 reasons they wish they’d never met your muse

He wouldn’t have been friends with Sirius then

Or at least wouldn’t teach in Hogwarts

He is not the sort of person she should associate with

The situation they are in is very awkward

He turns into a werewolf.

[primusxlune]

"Uhm- well, I thought I heard you but—" he trailed off, giving her a skeptical look, before tipping his head back in realisation. "Are you taking the piss?" 

[narcissustriandrus]

It was only a matterof time before he found out, but she had hoped she could fool him for a while longer.

"No."

She couldn't hold back anymore, and the small snorting sound she produced soon turned into a full blown laughter.

"It seems I have to work on my acting, then."

[orderofthedoe]

today i gained a bucket load of followers who i am desperate to interact with but ain't nobody got the energy for that on a monday so i will just have to beg you to talk to doe when my mind isn't fried.

[tnott]

♗♖

A tip for getting my muse’s romantic affection: Don’t push her to be lovey-dovey; respect the fact that she is not particularly tactile or prone to overt displays of affection.

One of my muse’s guilty pleasures: Sleeping in on Sundays.

[advivc]

♛☁

♛: my “FOREVER” pairing

Mary/Riley (quickdrawquill)

☁: my “angst” pairing

Mary/Peter (petitpettigrew) because tears

[the0nlygrangerbookworm-blog]

?? ♔ (-sends ALL the memes-)

[ morning text ] : What do you want Remus, do you have any idea what time it is?

[ angry text  ] Don't be mad at me because you forgot when the full moon was. Its not my responsibility. 

[ Drunk text  ] MooOny come sit with me...its so lovely out. Like you. 

[ vague text  ] : Something is wron-

[ Worried text ]: Remus, is everything alright? I know its getting close to that time..and I haven't heard from you. 

[ a text not meant for you ] : Of course you can come over, I'm not doing anything...

[ a text that shouldn't have been sent] : I can't forget about that night...

[ a saucy text ] : You should come over, I only have my robe on and a bottle of very good wine. 

( Okay thats all I can do lmao ) <3