jaskier: *kills a man for daring to grab ciri* i haven’t done that in a while…
ciri: jaskier— you— what—
jaskier: no time my dear, GERALT!
geralt: take a sword since you apparently know how to use it
yennefer: i’d laugh if it weren’t awful that i never knew this
jaskier: what? you never knew that i killed the man who dared hurt my child surprise?
jaskier: oh yeah! i wonder if he’s still alive! he better be after all the trouble i went through to keep him that way
yennefer: you ALSO have a child surprise?
jaskier: well he isn’t a child anymore, but yes
jaskier: this is why i told you you were making a mistake by never going back, geralt. i know what it’s like, especially when you called the law as a joke
aiden: *sneezes* fuck dad’s talking about me again
aiden: well, i am his child surprise, but i call him dad as a joke
aiden: he did kill some guys for me though… maybe he does love me?
aiden: but why leave guxart to raise me then?
lambert: i’m too sober for this