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[The Egos right before Dark’s wedding]
Dr. Iplier: Well, I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Bim: Oh! I have a wedding to attend as well.
Yancy: Wait---damn, I’s have a wedding to attend right now too!
Host: The Host believes we all have a wedding to attend.
Wilford:
Wilford: OH CORN NUTS I HAVE A WEDDING TO BE IN.
[A couple days before AHWM 2... probably]
Yancy: Nope. I’s am not gonna do it.
Y/N: Please, Yancy, just give him a few pointers. We’re going on another heist soon.
Yancy: *sighs deeply* Fine... but only cause it’s hard to say no to youse handsome and/or beautiful face.
Y/N, grinning: Yes, I know.
Yancy, rolling his eyes: *turns to Mark* Ok now, say a robber approaches youse, demandin’ for youse money. Whatcha gonna say?
Actor: Bold of you to assume I have any money.
Yancy: That’s... I... never say that unless youse wanna get kidnapped, first off, but uh let’s jus’ move on for now... Say a government official approaches youse askin’ for some ID? What do youse say to that?
Actor: Bold of you to assume I have a wallet.
Yancy: *turns back to Y/N* ....How the fuck did he survive the first heist?
Y/N: To be fair he didn’t many of the times.
[AHWM 2 if Yancy and Illinois joined in... probably]
Actor: Time for plan G.
Yancy: Don’t youse mean plan B?
Actor: No, Y/N and I tried plan B a long time ago. And then I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Y/N: What about plan D?
Actor: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Illinois: Then, why not plan E?
Actor: I’m hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.
Yancy: I’s kinda like plan E.
Illinois: Yeah, that checks out for me.
Y/N: Well, if we have no other choice.
Actor:
Actor: What the fuck guys.
Yancy: I’s can’t believe youse live jus’ nearby in that cabin, an’ youse won’t let anyone crash at your place!
Author: You people already know too much about me.
Yancy: I’s know exactly three facts about ya, an’ one of ‘em is that youse won’t let any of us crash at your place!
Yancy: Woah, these modern products ya get when youse are free are great! What’s this one called?
Y/N: Shampoo
New Prisoner arriving after Y/N: Pfft, what’s so great about prison anyway?
Yancy: Sorry, jus’ did a whole musical number all about that an’ I’s only do one show a night so youse are gonna hafta wait till tomorrow.
Yancy: I’s am literally gonna fight the next person who hates on my partner.
Y/N: I hate myself.
Yancy: ALRIGHT YOUSE HANDSOME AND/OR BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF SHIT, SQUARE UP.
[Bing being interrogated]
Bing: Nah, dude, not gonna work, I ain’t no snitch!
Detective Abe: Fine, let’s try something else then. Tag a friend you recently robbed a house with.
Bing: LMAOOO @ yancy
Yancy, grinning ‘innocently’: Oh nooooo, what are youse gonna do? Take me to jail? ...Prison? *bats eyelashes*
Det Abe:
Det Abe: I hate my job.
