#pro helluva boss

[spiderandmosquito]

This was the 18th post they made within an hour.

Eighteen.

I counted.

And don't say it, a bunch of rude statements replying to even ruder statements isn't criticism it's just rudeness so don't tell me what I can or cannot handle.

Where do all these asks come from, anyway? Do you just wait for a few dozen to accumulate before you just rapid fire reply or are you actually get these all at once? Me doth suspect one might have a second account they like to anon themself with

[suzieloveships]

Complain about Helluva Boss writing all you want, it's not perfect, but will take a silly, bad show where a female abuser is just straight up evil and without a pinch of redeeming qualities over any serious show that tries to make their female villain sympathetic but goes to far and somehow it ends with said villain's getting away scot free despite the fact she did nothing to redeem herself

Yes, this is about the Handmain's tale

[hellaversity]

Dear Hellaverse/Helluva/Hazbin/Vivziepop critical crowd :

My bio literally fucking says "DNI if you're one of those annoying ass criticals" yet you still go onto my posts and reply, as if you didn't bother reading my bio, or the DNI part just isn't visible to you somehow. If any other one of y'all tries to reply to me or reblog from me, it's an instant block. I'm sick of reminding you guys that I don't want you anywhere on my blog.

[big-royal-chicken]

I mean, it’s your business if you want to waste your creative talent on making a ragebait video essays on why Helluva Boss sucks. But I don’t want to have your brainrot slop recommended to me on YouTube.

[stupid-pig-came-home]

Actually keep hate watching Helluva Boss so it can get MORE views overtime.

[underwaterspiderbird]

I don't trust the Speaker of God

I don't. They might mean well but their good intent doesn't mean shit to me. Not when they rep the same organized religions & the same imagery that's co-signed the colonization, enslavement & attempted erasure of everyone like me, that preys on me, my loved ones & our very existence If their word truly means anything then they and the god they speak for will put an angelic bullet in their own "holy" skulls after a sincere, actual sorry, without trying to control or tell me how to feel about them, after all of Heaven's burnt to the ground and rotten away by the face they look at in the mirror. 🤷🏿‍♀️

I hope Lilith breaks their halos like glass and makes them drink soda laced with their own halo shards & botulinum toxin so they rip their throats from the inside & choke on their own rotten mustard blood.

[big-royal-chicken]

I don’t fuck with people who think Helluva Boss is nothing but “shitty sex jokes out of its ass every 30 seconds” when you have scenes like this.

And yes, all of them are of Stolas because he’s not the one-dimensional, predatory, gay villian some of you are trying SO HARD to project onto him.

If you think Helluva Boss is just “Edgy Family Guy” then you can just fuck off with your media illiteracy.

Edit: I’m not saying that it doesn’t have sex jokes. It does- there are at least four sexually charged songs. My favorite character is the embodiment of lust himself. But if you think that that’s all it is, then my initial point stands.

[big-royal-chicken]

I’m sorry that this piece of media was a disappointment to you, but that’s not gonna stop me from continuing to enjoy it anyway. ✌️