Friend U Can Keep
This is a mini fic based on the Kitchen Moment in Season 3 of DC Titans. Based on this song (F.U.C.K. By Victoria Monet) and Brenton’s annoying ass quote of Dick and Kory being “co-workers”.
*Kory’s POV*
Kory walks into the kitchen and notices Dick’s all black suit first and is immediately taken back by how good he looks dressed up for once. The wrinkled button ups and chinos get real boring, not that he was dressing for her viewing pleasure anyway. Instead of commenting on his physical appearance she brings up the reminder that he is going to a gala right? So why is he stuffing his face? She swears ever since they got to Gotham, Dick has been bulking but in the best way. Ok she should really stop objectifying him, but she can’t help it. He’s just so pretty. She knows they are just coworkers and friends when he’s not being a complete dumbass in Gotham. However, it’s hard to focus on the friendship, when she remembers the sex just as vividly.
They continue chit chatting about that ugly ass T in the sky but whatever makes him happy and whatever makes Gotham PD (aka Barbara) happy because they needed to be trusted right now more than ever. Her mind continues to shift to what could be happening if they both weren’t so damn stubborn. Like him pushing all of the food and utensils off the island and taking her right there. How would anybody ever know? This house is too damn big for them to get caught right? Plus with their reflexes they could definitely sneak one in. Kory shakes all of the explicit thoughts out of her head but not before noticing Dick’s beautiful mouth with crumbs in the corner that she really wants to lick off or would look really good licking something off of her. Instead she hands him a napkin and tries to focus on being the best friend and co-worker that Dick can keep.
*Dick’s POV*
Kory walking into the kitchen while he’s in the middle of spreading vegemite on his toast with a batarang and he tries his hardest not to puncture the bread. She’s wearing a short skirt again. Why does she always have to wear the tiniest of skirts? He’s just trying to keep their coworking situation friendly? He even started seeing Barbara again to make sure that they don’t fall back into their ways. No matter how much distance he tries to keep between Kory and him, his thoughts always wind up back to that night in the hotel when they were super close.
Hell he just invited Barbara over like five minutes ago. He has got to get control over this. Kory would start leaning over the counter, to give him an even better view of her perfect ass. He truly hates it here. If he had it his way, he wouldn’t be pregaming going to this stupid fucking gala. Instead he would march over to Kory, grab her waist, and pick her up and set that perfect ass right on the island. The skirt making this whole endeavor even easier. Conner and Gar are probably knee deep in cctv footage or a video game. Who even knows what the others are up to. Nobody would know… Kory hands him a napkin and he gives her his signature dimpled smile. He has got to work on their friendship because his thoughts are really out of hand, and Kory is definitely his kryptonite.
I hope y’all enjoy this! The way this hit me was too strong. Dusting off 15 year writing hat off for these crazy kids!
Thank you @selinascatnip and @escapism-through-imagination for the encouragement. 💜💙
