#problemakers

[punishrabbits]

* ANSWERED ASK.

𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐  𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍  :  " 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜  𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐  𝚢𝚘𝚞  𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎  𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐  𝚏𝚘𝚛 ? "  𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚠  𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜  𝚒  𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊  𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐  𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔  𝚌𝚊𝚙  @𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚜

𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐒  𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐓  —  𝐃𝐎  𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘  𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊  𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒  𝐈𝐒  𝐀  𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄 ?   mickey can’t appreciate recklessness.   even the disorder she partakes in is organized.   planned, prepared  :  she doesn’t have the energy for problems.   “ hardly. ”  𝚝𝚑𝚎  𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍  𝚒𝚜  𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝,  metaphorical venom slick on her lips because she’s endlessly grouped with the highwaymen who seek only destruction.   compromise, she’ll settle on something if it benefits her.   this ?   the death of countless people, of spare hands that could be of use to their cause ?   IT’S A DAMN WASTE.   

         “ pipe dreams ain’t somethin’ I indulge in.  but it would’a been nice, useful, t’ have gotten along.   achieved some shit.   instead ?   we’re both at a loss.  difference is, rabbit, we’re gonna recover from it.   ‘n’ when your people'a tucked up mournin’ by the gravesides’a their loved ones ?   that’s when we’re gonna strike again.   ‘cause it seems t’ me your only interest is in joinin’ ‘em. ”

@skiesking​  /  @problemakers​  /  the last of us.

[dcputyrook]

@problemakers​​​​ asked: 🌸 BUT.... it's from @problemakers

Send 🌸 to give my muse a flower crown! / /accepting

The Captain had told him to WAIT.

So wait he does, standing still amongst the hills nearest to the liberated CHOP SHOP, staring long at the MONSTROUS bison that grazed nearby. No, it did not attack, as animals (both carnivore and herbivore) relaxed whenever he was nearby.

Even if someone as RAMBUNCTIOUS as their Shepherd was there.

One of TWO at least.

Speaking of, their Shepherd was behind him, working on something that took their FULL attention. The Judge wondered where the OTHER one was. He was just as loud as his BROTHER-

plop.

The Judge pauses as something drops along their hood, sliding off a bit. He catches it before it falls to the ground and their shepherd makes a disappointed noise. It’s....supposed to STAY they say but Alder does Asha one better, flicking the hood off BRIEFLY (whilst the mask stays in place) to put the flower crown over his HEAD rather the hood.

Thanks. Is signed, followed by a grunt.

[nicknamedrook]

@problemakers​ said: ♡

send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

[heroesprosper]

@problemakers || ☂

Cap is standing somewhere in the middle of Prosperity, shifting through maps with Kim and Carmina, mumbling something under their breath that Chief couldn’t quite hear. Since they had made it to Prosperity and began construction to make it STAND UP against the Highwaymen, they’ve BOTH been so busy that the two brothers had HARDLY seen each other. 

They split off outside to take down outposts quickly. 

Brought their own guns for hire and took on their own missions.

Met up later to combine their ETHANOL. 

Right now, however, Chief sat up HIGH on the wall, watching his brother with something PLAYFUL twinkling in his eyes. He’s perched, OBVIOUSLY plotting something in the back of his mind. And that plan is made known when Chief all but COLLIDES into Cap from behind, knocking the younger to the floor. 

“Aw man!” Chief laughs. “Your reflexes are getting SLOW!”

[heroesprosper]

'who the fuck is alaric. and why do you like a seed.' @problemakers

“Because he reminds me of you.”

“He’s an attention whore.”

@problemakers

[heroesprosper]

'the fuck do you keep getting dads? the secret dad store? been around 20 years and i have half a dad.' @problemakers

“It’s actually funny about that. All I do is meet people older than me, act like my normal SELF-DESTRUCTIVE self, and they all suddenly adopt me.” 

“It’s like they’re worried I’m gonna hurt myself or something. Haha.”

@problemakers

[soncfseed]

@problemakers​ sent:  “Did you know I cannot die?” 

“Do you want to put that to the test?”

He folded his arms across his chest. This was no time for the captain’s tomfoolery. There were enough interruptions in his days as they were, nevermind the sudden declaration of immortality from Asha.

“I don’t want to hurt you, but if it’s what you want I’ll oblige.”

[soncfseed]

@problemakers​ sent: ❛ i thought you’d be here. ❜

“Am I really that predictable?”

Ethan sat near the water. He wasn’t sure if it was a lake or a river or a pond, but the sound of gentle rippling calmed him. The air cooled his skin and the sun shined bright leaving gems of light on the water’s undulating surface. He picked at the grass. It stained his fingertips. Dark soil and rushed green blades of grass left dark crescents under his fingernails.

He didn’t make eye contact. He didn’t even raise his head as he stared at the shore where the water wet the earth. He wanted to follow the water and leave, go anywhere, but that wasn’t practical. There was nowhere to go. Hope County was it for him, he knew that, and New Eden was the only place that would take him. Between the Highwaymen and the outsiders, there was no bridge left unburned except New Eden. Maybe one day that would change too, but the future didn’t matter. The present did. 

“What do you need to find me for anyways? The prophet has returned, after all. I’m sure whatever it is you want you’re better off kissing his ass than mine.”