I've Used 15+ Productivity Apps and I'm STILL Unproductive
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I am annoyed! Can someone please me? Oppa!
okay so i'm a 26 year old girl who loves traveling, cooking, and the productivity niche
i've been using productivity apps for 15 YEARS
let me take you on a journey through my toxic relationship with apps
we had good times. REALLY good times. i built databases for EVERYTHING. recipes. travel itineraries. life goals. i felt like a productivity GODDESS
but then... it got too simple. too basic. the magic faded
now it's just... cute. and that's all
girl, be proud, be great — but Notion isn't doing it for me anymore
Obsidian — the "smart" one who's actually just complicated
all those backlinks! all that markdown! it SEEMS so intelligent
spoiler: it's not. it's just making your life hard for no reason
i spent more time learning how to use it than actually being productive
that's not intelligence — that's a gaslighting situation
AnyType — interesting but annoying
that person who seems fascinating at first. different. unique
then you realize they're just... challenging. for the sake of being challenging
and don't get me started on the design. it ANNOYS me. deeply. viscerally
THE "WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST" CATEGORY
OneNote — the OG that lost its way
was amazing for many years. i have MEMORIES
but the workspace movement is too sparsed. too scattered
it's like trying to find your keys in a messy room — you KNOW they're there somewhere, but why is everything so CHAOTIC?!
Evernote — seriously, WHY?!
why does this app even exist?!
interesting concept. just... existing. not actually useful
it's the app equivalent of that friend who shows up to the party and just stands there. you know they're there. you don't know why
THE "TOO SIMPLE" EPIDEMIC
Todoist — what is wrong with you people?!
too simple. for a DO-DO app
i don't want basic checkboxes. i want STRUCTURE. i want DEPTH. i want my brain to feel organized, not my grocery list
Sunsama — sweet but too simple
sweet. really sweet. like that dessert that looks amazing but leaves you hungry 10 minutes later
TickTick — knock knock... where is my workspace?!
TICKTICK DARLING WHERE IS MY WORKSPACE?!
there's a knock at the door. it's my need for actual organizational structure. TickTick isn't answering
sounds like it should be this sleek ninja of productivity
turns out, it's not so ninja as it sounds. more like... a slightly faster turtle
Apple Notes — they lost all my data
all my notes. all my thoughts. all my carefully organized chaos. GONE
i trusted you. and you betrayed me. Apple Notes, we're done
Tana — new, beautiful, but lazy
tana is new. tana is beautiful. tana makes my heart flutter
but tana is too complex AND too simple at the same time. how is that possible?!
lazy devs. really. make up your mind
brain.fm — too expensive?
are you too expensive? or am i just cheap?
the jury's out. but my wallet is crying
Toggl Track — another todo too simple
you're just another todo app pretending to be special
listen, i'm a 26-year-old girl who loves traveling, cooking, and the productivity niche
maybe these are my favorites. maybe i'm just picky
but here's what i believe:
I believe that humans are not capable of "GI" (Generalized Intelligence).
we're limited. subjective. i can't know JavaScript AND HTML AND chemical elements AND how to use a hoe AND a hundred languages. but an AI can
AI has PhD-level knowledge but the behavioral intelligence of a 5-year-old
sound familiar? that's how i feel about productivity apps
they have all this knowledge, all these features, but they can't seem to just... work. for ME. the actual human
i'll keep searching. i'll keep trying new apps. i'll keep getting disappointed
because i believe in being productive. i believe in self-growth. i believe in finding systems that actually work
and maybe, just maybe, i'll find the one
or i'll just use a bullet journal like some kind of productivity caveman
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girl, be proud, be great!
now if you'll excuse me, i need to go reorganize my Notion database for the 47th time this month
because i'm a ✨productivity girlie✨ and that's just what we do
what app did i miss? what app do you swear by?
reblog and let's fight about it (lovingly) in the tags
P.S. — if you're a developer reading this, please just make an app that works. i'm begging you
[gif of someone dramatically throwing a notebook]
[gif of a girl staring at a screen with 47 tabs open]
[gif of someone screaming into a pillow]
until next time, stay productive (or don't, i'm not your boss), stay curious, and always bring extra marshmallows on your camping trips