#professional dumbass

[muffin-0]

Art by @yrdnzz :D

[ur-local-mystery-enby]

am i tired? yes. exhausted, even? also, yes. will i be going to bed? no.

[oldtaccountyasorry]

MY AVATAR STEW FOR THE DOORS MAFIA AU YEAAAAHHH

[onebizarrekai]

haha

[askfelixmillstone]

I've been keeping quiet lately, keeping my head down and trying my best to stay out of trouble with the Boss because she's been suuuuuper mad at me lately.

"But Felix, you're so great and awesome and also handsome and strong, why is she mad at you??"

Well, dear reader! Turns out that the box in her room? Full of random bits of armour and stuff? Yeah that isn't a spares and repairs box. They're her "personal possessions". But how was I supposed to know that?! It just looks like a bunch of junk! But yeah, apparently some of those suits of armour are one of a kind and irreplaceable, and therefore -shouldn't!- be used to fix the plumbing in the toilet when there's a leak because you accidentally shot it in the middle of the night because it scared you :/

[voidcleaver]

some lads for the season. Study.

do not repost or reuse in anyway.

[callingallcars]

thinking about the time i looked my friend dead in the eyes and said “yeah i really like this band that seems pretty indie, idk i dont think anyone listens to them” and i was talking about the maine

[xtrashmouse-blog]

I’m the kind of octane that uses stim to try and get out the ring