Trash - 6♠️

Icon by istoleyourboredom Just your friendly neighbourhood nerd, hi

[xtrashmouse-blog]

I’m the kind of octane that uses stim to try and get out the ring

[xcayde6]

Cayde-6 + twirling  p o r n

[xcayde6]

That’s it, that’s the Destiny fandom

[akahawke-deactivated20200630]

Objective: Speak to Cayde-6

Me:

[xtrashmouse-blog]

Me: playing Destiny 2 again from the beginning

Also me: sobbing every time I see Cayde 6 on screen

[lizcat14]

Has this been done yet?

[therealbadasshere-deactivated20]

That’s it, that’s all of Destiny right there.

[xcayde6]

Cayde-6 af

[xtrashmouse-blog]

imagine if overwatch made a map that was in complete darkness, that shit would be fun

[ask-octane-mirage]

Mirage: Do you want to be spanked?

Octane: You know...it kinda loses the effect if you ask.

Mirage: R-right. Well...I guess that's that then. I've got some work to do anyways.

Octane: Seriously?!

Mirage: Yup!

[Octavio watches in disbelief as he starts unpacking his holo-gear].

Octane: You're a real jerk sometimes. You know that?

[He marches into their bedroom, sulking. The lights in the room seem to automatically dim as he reaches the bed. He doesn't notice anyone sneaking in behind him, until he's pushed onto the bed, causing him to fall onto his stomach. He can feel a pair of firm hands on his back, pushing him down into the mattress].

Octane: Did you change your mind?

[From a distance].

Mirage: I guess you could say that.

[It's only now, Octavio realises something isn't quite right, as another pair of hands are introduced, this time holding his wrists in place. Another hand runs down his spine stopping when it lands on his buttocks, giving it a firm squeeze. He cranes his neck around to see three copies of his partner smirking down at him].

Octane: Ell-Elliott...What the hell is this?!

[The real one enters the room and pulls up a chair so he can watch].

Mirage: You got bamboozled, baby. Get him boys.

[xtrashmouse-blog]

this is one of those glorious things that I never realised that I needed in life

[ohthatsviolet]

Caustic @ all the couples, keeping him awake at night

[octane-train]

Ya’ll have seen Bill Nye the Science guy

Now get ready for 

Caustic the Science Dick

ily caustic 

[octane-train]

Saw a Mirage and an Octane do their skydive emote IN SYNC. 

That was it. They already won. 

[xtrashmouse-blog]

instant defeat

[githvyrik]

octane: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

bloodhound: you’re a hazard to society

lifeline: and a coward, do twenty

[ohthatsviolet]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Octane doesn’t like feeling helpless.

[xtrashmouse-blog]

when you’re killed by a mirage and octane working together and all you can think is *sniff* that’s my boys

[hungry-skeleton]

Bulbasaur in the Detective Pikachu movie: *exists*

Me in a public theater: