#professional golf

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Golf SMAU

Viktor Hovland, Rory McIlroy, Tommy Fleetwood

SO SELF INDULGENT I YEARN FOR THE WAG LIFE

Viktor

Life is oh so fun. One weekend you’re hiking in the mountains and the next you’re halfway across the world on a much too manicured golf course. Viktor is everything you could ever want in a partner. He’ll happily drive you around in his (modest, given his income) car, pay for fancy dinners, and get way too into your favorite tv show which he swore he could never like. Nights are filled with deep conversations about life, what came before, what might come after.

Rory

You are THE golf wag. Your “normal” is flying in your private jet, rotating between your multiple properties around the world. Your daughter is your whole world. She’s brought endless delight, giddy happiness, and childlike wonder back into Rory’s life. When the two of you get a weekend to yourself, Rory wines and dines you on the coast of France or whiskey you away to Monaco to spend hours under the golden sun on the deck of some yacht.

Tommy

Unironically, golf is life. Your son plays already. You and Tommy bought a house in Dubai to be closer to his golf academy. If you aren’t home, it’s because you’re on a golf course somewhere with him. You’re such a boy mom and can’t imagine life any other way. Occasionally, you and Tommy get a weekend away and will find yourselves in a city you can get lost in, stealing kisses in alleyways.

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Nico's only been playing for 2 holes and this is how he has me feeling

I am going MANIC

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Bettye Danoff

Professional golfer Bettye Danoff was born in 1923 in Dallas, Texas. Danoff was a founding member of the Ladies Professional Golf Association. She won four consecutive Dallas Women's Golf Association Championships, and won the women's division of the Texas PGA in 1945 and 1946.

Bettye Danoff died in 2011 at the age of 88.

[mimi-0007]

[worldwide-blackfolk]

[tomorrowusa]

Deutsche Bank, Signature Bank pull away from Trump amid fallout from Capitol riot

Two of Donald Trump’s favored banks are pulling away from the billionaire president in the wake of last week’s deadly riot at the U.S. Capitol.

Deutsche Bank and Signature Bank are cutting their ties to Donald Trump. Trump owes Deutsche Bank over $300 million. In practical terms, this means they will not extend any more credit to him.

A number of firms have suspended political contributions to Trump and other Republicans. Being associated with a banana republic failed coup d’état isn’t really good for business.

Comcast, AT&T, Facebook Suspend Political Contributions Following Capitol Riot

Professional golf will not be holding tournaments at Trump’s golf courses at Bedminster, New Jersey and at Trump Turnberry in Scotland. Basically, pro golf has cancelled Trump.

Golf distances itself from Trump

And even if he quits and Pence foolishly pardons Trump for his crimes, Trump can be sued for damages caused when he incited a riot which resulted in a terrorist thrashing of the US Capitol last week.

Trump has been told he could face massive damages for the Capitol riot even if he avoids criminal charges, with one advisor reportedly telling him: 'Think OJ'

Belatedly, all those Trump chickens are coming home to roost. 🐥🐓 

To make things even worse for The Donald, a major donor has just died.

Sheldon Adelson, casino magnate and major Trump donor, dies aged 87

So Trump is in deep shit financially as well as (probably) legally. 💩

[retrocgads]

UK 1989

[hearts-in-bylines]

in 2026 please let me be less insane about hot sports men i’ll never meet. thanks.

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