#professional shipper

[mylittleponygrrl]

[figb4r]

You don't ship like the FedEx. You ship like a bad Etsy shop

-my roommate

[gummigoodeathpose]

r u a proshipper?

yeah. i've definitely gone professional with it.

[aidens-moldy-pizza]

I gotta turn the fucking fish gay

[thetoothfather]

for identity's sake

quick note - i am 18. if you are under 18 do not interact. click away, spare yourself.

i have taken the plunge and gone for it, yes, at last i've made a blog to detail my invariably deranged thoughts about the most beautiful men in the world, whom i love to put in the ugliest, lowest places.

the point of this blog is to spread like a parasite my pseudopoetic incest fanfiction. YES! YES! do not let the fire burn your eyes, do not walk back into the cave! i write about david sylvian and steve jansen fucking. ... and sometimes steve is david's dad, because i said so.

other than that i'll primarily post about japan, jbk, nine horses, and david & steve's solo work, though in all honesty any musical wisdom i share will probably be lyrics that pertain to the previously stated battcest conundrum. other music i enjoy includes rain tree crow, dalis car, the dolphin brothers, jansen/barbieri, mick karn solo, and other names that predominantly sound like porn categories i'd love to see realised. most of which are also just smaller-scale japan.

in coalition with my very very good friend @mysteriocest, i also tend to dabble in the fine art of the loeffler brothers (chevelle) fucking.

follow me if you like old men, young men, men who look like women, relatives fucking, and maybe all of the above at once.

(also, edit: ask me LITERALLY anything. ask me what i think david's favourite position is. ask me what i think about 90s steve. ask me what i had for breakfast (the answer is always coffee). i WILL answer.)

[averagejoey2000]

They just name ships the most trans things they can.

[prizzlesticks]

I totally broke into my place of work today

and hung mini stockings for all my coworkers in the back room and stuffed them full of candy. Yeah, that's right. I'm the UPS Santa Claus. 

...Okay, actually, I didn't break in because I have the keys... I just kind of unlocked the door and went inside... BUT STILL.

[prizzlesticks]

Adventures in the UPS Store

What did I do at work today? Well, I photocopied my arm.

Seriously. It printed out a wicked clear picture of my veins. I think the blue toner is up too high.

Then I wrapped up some coconut macaroons. The guy watched me after I eyeballed them a little too long.

And, of course, I wrapped and shipped a 30x28 ft framed photo of a man bench pressing another man. True story. (It had a great industrial backdrop, though.)

I tell you, it is boring some days. Also, don't leave me alone with copy machines.